Sigh... someday....

2of5 dated my mother years ago. Now I am married to him. Momma had a fit when we started dating but everything is ok now

so.. this whole ... of 5 business.


elucidate?

My uncle (on my mother's side) is also my second cousin (on my father's side).

i can turn my legs around backwards. at the knees.

:confused: :3_eyes: pix!

I had a verruca.
It was treated at school in those days. The chiropodist came round weekly.
I was gutted that the one lesson it took me out of was English Lit. Why not Maths or Geography?!

I had to ask him to stop telling me what he was doing.
He was trying to reassure me, but as soon as I saw the scalpel I felt like retching. I was a delicate flower in those days. Matron spent half the appointments worried I was going to faint.

Four years later and my brother had to go to an evening clinic for his.
Guess it wasn't cost effective.

Talking secrets - although I may have said this before - I once stuck a love-rival's ring (jewellery) up my arse (ring). And the handle of her hairbrush. I laughed for ages about whether she would wonder what the faint whiff was. Served her right for leaving them in his bedroom.

:lol: I'm sat in the entrance hall at school hawking scrip and reading the cellar between sales. I'm not reading some stuff, just in case. I think I shouldn't have read that. I snorted so loudly and it was just when the there was a lull in the talking from the group working on anatomy right near me. My belly's still jiggling with the aftershocks

"Will snorted again. He had intended to keep his thoughts to himself throughout
this conversation, but they kept escaping through his nose."

-Nick Hornby

I like that

One time, instead of killing the hobo, I bought him a cheeseburger.

He smelled, but I felt sorry for him.

I was a waitress at IHOP at the time and I was feeling the need for redemption of some sort.

Check: non-hostile comment.

So many quotable quotes in this book-if I had my copy on hand, I quote a larger portion of it to give the full context. My favourite one is "he knew it, but he couldn't feel it" in reference to Will having to sit through Marcus and his mother singing killing me softly and wishing desperately it would end.

I believe Gravdigr has a crush on Monster. He has problems expressing his emotions it matters pertaining to her

shhhh... it's a dwellar seekrit...