The Cellar: Nanny, Nanny, Boo-Boo

The Cellar: I Know You Are, But What Am I?

The Cellar: Sticks and Stones

The Cellar: Has Run Out of Other Cheeks

The Cellar: Shut Up, Beavis!

The Cellar: Talkin' 'Bout Yo' Mama

The Cellar: Sometimes Just Needs a Hug

The Cellar: Bad Touch, BAD TOUCH!

The Cellar:
 

my new fighting technique is unstoppable
 

Made entirely of clip art

Also available in office clip art.

Funny stuff!

Glad you liked those, labrat. I find the more I scroll through,the funnier they get...especially if you look at them in the context of clip art that they just move around. Genius, if you ask me.

the cellar: aka 'the men's room' cuz it's where all the dicks hang out

The Cellar: Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.
hmmm... maybe too topical

The Cellar: Where Last Year's Xmas Gifts are Stored

The Cellar: Pass the Eggnog, Beyotch

The Cellar: Free Reindeer Games! Nothing to Buy, Ever!

The Cellar: God Rest Ye Merry Cellarites

The Cellar: Socks? Socks??! Damn It, I Wanted an Ipod!

The Cellar: White Christmas Cancelled Due to Political Correctness

The Cellar: Its Office Party Time, Photocopy Your Butts Today!

The Cellar: We Have Mistletoe on our Belt Buckles

The Cellar: you'll get banned if you're a worthless fucking cunt.

The cellar: don't fall for LumberJim's offer - the tenner is wrapped around his COCK!

hole

this is gonna look wierd when i change my sig

The Cellar: Finally Prepared for the Millenium Bug

The Cellar: Prepared to Party Like Its 1999...at Last.

The Cellar: Our Ball Drops at Puberty, Not Midnight

The Cellar: Has Hidden Your Virtual Car Keys, Enjoy the New Year's Party

The Cellar: Ask Us About Our Special on Resolutions!

The Cellar: Still Waiting for the 2001 Monolith in 2007

The Cellar: Its 2007...So Where's My Skycar?

There ya go. (The convention is actually capital letters on the first word only; I broke from that last time for some reason I don't remember, but anyway, that's preferred)

The Cellar: The turd in the punch bowl of the internet

The Cellar: Just Like Saddam, We're Just Hanging Around

The Cellar: Why Don't You Run Up An Alley And Holler "FISH!"

The Cellar: Even Chuck Norris's Tears Can't Cure Some Of The Shit Around Here

The Cellar: It is what it is, except when it ain't.

The Cellar: Spammers hung at dawn... and sunset, and noon... even at 4:20

Errrr... hanged, surely?

yeah, that too.

The Cellar: We will ruin you. One way or another.

The Cellar: We won't bother you with the details.

The Cellar: Ranked #1 site on the internet! (At misspelling...)

The Cellar: Don't touch our monkey

Ooohhh...good one!

DTOM, Until you've washed your hands ...

The Cellar: Now in glorious Technicolour!
The Cellar: Hello, I'm the Cellar and I've been Spam free for four days...
The Cellar: Not child-proof, but more or less tamper-resistant
The Cellar: There might be big dics here, but we never get to see them

Sometimes, while admiring my glorious shaft, I have perverse notions about this... . . .

It just seems the ladies on this forum are so much more giving than the men....

The internet just isn't ready to deal with the reality of my wang.

I didn't realize that you lived at the bottom of a mine.

They were really good quality computers. It's a shame they didn't catch on.

They were easy to handle, and solid. But they could not grow.

Lisa gets the attention of everyone on the bus.

Lisa: Excuse me. Bart's a little upset this morning, so could everyone please be extra-nice to him?

[Everyone laughs]

Jimbo: Hey, where's your diaper, baby? [pulls down Bart's pants]

Martin: Thank goodness he's drawn attention away from my shirt. ["Wang Computers"]

I think there have been as many male nipples as female nipples posted.

The Cellar: Get your fresh cooked IOTD here!

Nipple count completed, list below:

1 x Mr Noodle
1 x UT
1 X LJ (should be 0.5 as inverted!)
1 x Zippy (distance shot - being generous including it)
1 x Spode
2 x Yesman (too hairy to see, but again being generous)
1 x Rkzenrage
2 x Ibram (lighting almost oscure 1 of these)

3 x LabRat
1 x SG
1 x Ali
1 x Ducks
6 x Brianna

I think you will agree the ladies win hands down. AND the quality of nippleage is better. I think we need some more male nipple shots (or pref topless) to redress the balance.

The Cellar: Equal opportunity nipples
The Cellar: Been there, done that, made our own T-shirt

the cellar: is it too late to get this tag line on the t-shirt?

The Cellar: we'll either buttfuck you in the mouth or totally dismiss you as stupid and irrelevant.

Ok, being wrong, grasping for straws, and back peddling as quickly as I can, I'll rephrase it and say "more males have shown nipplage than females". I'd also like to comment that counting all the nipples should be added to the thread where everybody says how they like all their towels facing the same way, and stuff. :p

...AND...

LOL spexx!

Cellar: threads with high nipple counts

The Cellar: The easy part is getting the brain out. The hard part is getting the brain OUT!

The Cellar: People come and go so quickly around here!™

The Cellar: Nice hooters, snappy looks and brains. This *is* heaven!

The Cellar: Wax on, whacks off, goes for a snack

The Cellar: Don't get all pithy on us, Mary

The Cellar: No gyring nor gymbaling in the wabe allowed

The Cellar: Does not promote tooth decay, but kinda hard on the psyche

The Cellar: We drove Lindsay Lohan to rehab and made Britney put on undies

The Cellar: Creating a hole in the Bozone Layer
The Cellar: It's all about Elspode (and nipples)

The Cellar: Where NSFW images are mandatory

The Cellar: weer in ur dictionary verbin ur nounz

Nice, Monster!

The Cellar: Did anyone think to dredge the lake?
The Cellar: yES WE KNOW WHAT cAPS lOCK IS!

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The Cellar: Cute Kittens? Check. Bad Attitude? Check. Now Go Fuck Yourself.

The Cellar: Set up like a deuce, another runner in the night

The Cellar: Hey! You got allegory on my alliteration!

The Cellar: Lash yourselves to the mast, laddies! There be sirens here!

The Cellar: Keep submitting...someday, you'll be on the t-shirt

The Cellar: Finally ran out of whale penis quotes, huh?

The Cellar: Pay us, put us on TV, and we'll tell you how we did it

The Cellar: A bunch of Barbie girls in a Barbie world.

The Cellar: What's best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.

The Cellar: Bad timing is the reason most normal people end up single. The creeps end up here.

The Cellar: Al Bundy, Ted Bundy, King Kong Bundy, We Got 'Em All!

That was such a brain fart moment. The original was the pic shawnee posted and my intention was to change dictionary to forumz and then...... who in the hell knows what happened? Given the time of posting I'm suspecting interference from Mr Budweiser and his fine friends. :rolleyes:

The Cellar: Available without a prescription.

The Cellar: Calm, cool & collected - NOT!

The Cellar: You can get there from here.

The Cellar: A place to be somebody. . . else.

The Cellar: Spell checkerz not necesary.

The Cellar: We knew he looked like Alfred E. Neuman.

The Cellar: We're seein what you're sayin.
The Cellar: Pickin up what you're puttin down.
The Cellar: Smelling what you're cookin.