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Gravdigr 04-10-2013 01:02 PM
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Ocean's Edge 04-11-2013 01:29 PM
Beaver Bites Man To Death

http://media.skynews.com/media/image...57-522x293.jpg

glatt 04-11-2013 01:41 PM
I guess since he bled out, they don't have to bother testing for rabies.

xoxoxoBruce 04-11-2013 10:59 PM
Damn, I didn't think they were that fast.

Sundae 04-12-2013 04:14 AM
Snatch and grab.

ZenGum 04-12-2013 08:02 AM
You can't ignaw them.

Ocean's Edge 04-12-2013 02:21 PM
wow ... folks I gots to admire your restraint.

I was expecting at least a half dozen "beaver bites man" jokes, but you've been in exceptionally good taste.

or taste good ... one or the other

Happy Monkey 04-12-2013 02:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Ocean's Edge (Post 860397)
wow ... folks I gots to admire your restraint.

I was expecting at least a half dozen "beaver bites man" jokes, but you've been in exceptionally good taste.

or taste good ... one or the other
:D

infinite monkey 04-12-2013 03:32 PM
There was a picture around here somewhere about football teams, a newspaper article that said Beavers Halt Trojans.

And I was thinking. Beavers? How scary are Beavers? What, they gnaw on your face then pat it back into place with their slappy paddle tail?

Then again, my friend the RESERVIST medic saw a groundhog or something coming down her sidewalk and she ran to grab her brother yelling BEAVER....THERE'S A BEAVER and locked them both in her car.

I had no ideas Beavers were deadly. Em, er...well, in some cases...sure. ;)

Griff 04-13-2013 12:23 PM
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Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 860148)
I wish it had been this elephant and he could've shot 'em back right in the face! :mad:
Very dark.

elSicomoro 04-13-2013 12:25 PM
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Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 860419)
There was a picture around here somewhere about football teams, a newspaper article that said Beavers Halt Trojans.

And I was thinking. Beavers? How scary are Beavers? What, they gnaw on your face then pat it back into place with their slappy paddle tail?

Then again, my friend the RESERVIST medic saw a groundhog or something coming down her sidewalk and she ran to grab her brother yelling BEAVER....THERE'S A BEAVER and locked them both in her car.

I had no ideas Beavers were deadly. Em, er...well, in some cases...sure. ;)
Speaking of beavers...

sexobon 04-13-2013 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted by sycamore (Post 860594)
Speaking of beavers...
Yes, they were.

elSicomoro 04-13-2013 12:49 PM
D'oh!

footfootfoot 04-13-2013 03:43 PM
Welcome to Canada! Bienvenue Canada! Have a nice day!

Gravdigr 04-14-2013 01:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Ocean's Edge (Post 860397)
...I was expecting at least a half dozen "beaver bites man" jokes...
Well, now, see, he got bit to death, not licked.

:eaty:


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