Blimey, all those cars zhooming past! (not a typo, an attempt at onomatopoeia)
And then some git-face decides to beep him when it must be obvious why he is in the middle of the road. Saving a beaver here, people!

I thought Canucks were supposed to be polite!

We just had a fireman end up in hospital with minor injuries after he fell out of a tree while attempting to rescue a koala.


From a tree.


Errrmmm....


Okay, it was in the suburbs, and said koala had just run across a road, narrowly avoiding death, and was now in a tree from which the most plausible exits were also across dangerous roads. It did need assistance. But, the national parks people have long lasso-on-a-stick devices which can secure a koala without some human attempting to out-climb it.

That's just in the tourist brochures. ;)

FTFY

I have it on good authority that is was actually a drop bear, but that fact was covered up to prevent panic. Actually one fireman was killed and the other was horribly mutilated.

I guess that's why they sent in the drop firefighter.

I think they sent this dude.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McHViMSzQdI&t=5m5s

Ha! :D

US sailor thwarts Dubai bus driver rapist after putting him in strangehold with her thighs and then beating him into submission

Go Navy!

I whole-heartedly approve of this. Sister should go and give lessons to the bus-riding women of India.

Now this really pulling one outta ya ass:

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:lol:

If she vomited, would it look like peas and karats?

Anyone who's had a colonoscopy, knows the doctor didn't retrieve the stone.:eyebrow:

PUSSY SHAVER STRIKES AGAIN

Oh Darwin, you never fail to amuse.

http://www.natureworldnews.com/artic...nes-photos.htm

That's right, the link says http ://www.natureworldnews.com/articles/1313/20130410/eel-shoved-up-mans-anus-eats-way-through-intestines-photos.htm

You might want to think about that before you click.