That's right folks, step right up. Volunteer to help your fellow man. Step right this way to be treated like a fucking criminal.

I know the homeless. I'd want them to have background checks, too.

Actually all disaster relief workers should have the background checks, especially the Child Abuse check.

What Wolf said. Anyone who will be working with children should have a background check done. If I have to have one done to apply for a job, you bet your ass you should have to do one when working with children and vulnerable families.

All teachers have to have background checks around here.

EVERYONE should have a background check. <channeling Merc> :eyebrow:

I have my background checked once a year as I renew my role as scoutmaster in our boy scout troop.

I needed a background check for a teaching job, because a few (2 - 3 %) of the students were 17. The rest were over 18.
And we had to attend Mandatory Notification Training. Here, if you have grounds to suspect a child is being abused, you MUST report it. They told us what to look for, how to handle it, and who to tell.
It was a bit silly for us, because it was couched in terms of primary school kids whicih we never see. But, it is part of an overall package against child abuse and I'll put up with a paid day in training as part of that.

I had to get a background check because I wanted to accompany my nephew's class on school excursions. I signed up as a volunteer.

I had a background check, including fingerprinting, to be a licensed optician in New Jersey.

*raises hand*

Background check.

At first I was worried until I realized they weren't going to check underground out back of my place. Hobos, you know.

Does the background check include a review of Cellar posts?

Let's hope not.

My last background check took a year and a few months. TS-SCI.

Sucked waiting but I was glad when it was over.

I was homeless. I'll remember this if you ever axe me for help.

At least it'll be an excuse for me to sit on my ass.

:p:

Let's you and me just be happy that background checks aren't a requirement to join the cellar.
;)

I doubt that will ever happen. I've only interacted with two dwellars outside this site. Case and classic.

I'm sorry you were homeless for a time. However since you're going off your personal experience being homeless, I'll go off my personal experience dealing with the homeless in my job and call it even.

they look like pelts, or worse, scalps. I like how she's loaded each of them, probably gives the skirt more swing. I bet it looks interesting under a blacklight.

She loaded them? Well, that changes things. A little.

I was thinking "like notches on the headboard".

I am fucking positive that will never happen.

Can you say, t-o-r-n-a-d-o? ;)

Yes, to the tune of r-o-l-a-i-d-s. :lol2:

Bunny spa, or, the contraption-that-holds-the-bunny-while-someone-squeezes-eye-frying-substances-into-their-eyes?

Great chance for some commentary on that row of bunnies.... :lol:

Looks like some kind of experimental lab. Poor bunnies. Where is PETA?

Paging Darwin

These two. Screwing.

Yeah, try to get that visual outta ya head...

Usually, you cross a T, you don't dot on it....

What is up with the bunnehs? :(

Ow! Stop that!
 

Make-up test fixture.

They were bad.

I assumed it was some sort of holding area for rabbits being used for pregnancy testing in a hospital. It looks sterile like a hospital lab.

That's a lot of pregnancy tests, and I'm not sure why they would be restrained like that, but there you go.

You've obviously never tried to impregnate a rabbit, Glatt. You don't get out much do you?

Don't rabbits have pretty small..... never mind. :p:

Rabbits for the "rabbit test" were just kept in cages, injected, and then killed to check their ovaries for changes.

The restraints are for chemical testing.

Oh, and by the way, if you either like bunnies, or cosmetic products of any kind, don't Google that.

Bunnies were homeless and failed the background check.

That's why you've got to restrain them, they put up a hell of a struggle.

Ew :greenface

This'll keep them from beating their girlfriends, anyway. I wonder if there's a human sized version.

Of course.

Always pushing the boundaries

No, that would be ewe. :3eye:

"...A good ewe will do that, you know..."

Hah!

wtf! ( not the add )

I like it!

Suh-weeet!!!

I think Freddie has too much time on his hands. And too much talent.

That's quite impressive. I notice that he is stark white in some iterations, and tan in others. Do you think it took him a couple months to compile the takes, or is it just a lighting thing?

Maybe a lighting thing...I notice (now that you've mentioned it) that his shirt is brighter also in the palerfaced shots.

First pic was called:

The Face of "Busted"

Who knew there was an awesome WTF lurking in my very own kitchen ... I pulled out a bag of demerara sugar last night, filled the sugar bowl, and set the bag on the counter because I am lazy and wanted to find it a new space in the cabinet that required some rearranging.

So it's been sitting on the counter.

And something caught my eye.

Not something little, either. Pretty prominent.

Pretty stupid too.

Go green, baby. Go green.

You got gypped! it's a bag of DiHydrous Monoxide. You'd better call HAZMAT and have that safely removed.

Question: Why can't I just mix charcoal and water and make my own sugar?

Maybe they mean the processing of the sugar is carbon neutral. Lame, but I've heard it claimed.

Buying carbon credits is like Papal indulgences for the secular world.

You're lucky it isn't "chemical free!".

If only you had some sodium-free salt....

“I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.” Stephen Wright

It's called potassium chloride, and tastes like shit. ;)