Where'd you get that picture of BrianR? :haha:

Hey, that's a weird looking marble bag.
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Arthritis. Ain't it a bitch.
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(For 'Opie and Anthony' fans)
Hey, did you stick you junk in a jar with a bee in it for a Pontiac Aztec?
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Studded for her pleasure.
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Braille for blind girls.
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Phrenology for Urologists
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"Mommy, is pee 'sposed to be chunky?"
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"That boy's 'bout as lazy as a bump on a log."
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Carol knew there was a problem with her clitoris when the gynecologist began to vomit.
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If you push the buttons in the right sequence, you win a surprise.

[applause]

I used to be in porn. There's bound to be some residual pictures and videos out there. I even found one in Florida at a video shop once. Shiver!

Pre-ribbed.

If I were that dude and was going to invest in modifying my cock, I believe I'd have just made it not so stubby. Al the bells and whistles in the the world wouldn't help that nub.

It whistles?!?!?! :eek:

It slices, it dices, it even makes Julienne Fries!

ball bearings - you're doing it wang wrong

Human toilet prank
 

For the record, I think this was staged. The woman reacted much too quickly.

BTW, if he tried that on any of the women here, getting pepper sprayed would be the least of his problems.

Well, yeah, all that, and the multiple camera angles. Just a bit too pat.

I'd say the no individual cubicles would be a bit of a giveaway too. Plus girls do tend to check that the toilet looks ok before turning and sitting on it -unless they're so drunk they have to pull themselves up on it.

Coldcocked...