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TheMercenary 08-26-2011 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundae (Post 752777)
Need to see a pic of your big brass bawls now pls Merc.

Well they are not brass anyway....:p:

I am going to see if I can find a pic to scan of me the first time I did it at Air Assault School at Ft. Campbell. The wife and kids came out to watch and snapped a few pics.

Gravdigr 08-26-2011 01:36 PM

I thought maybe you might have a bit of personal experience there, Merc...

TheMercenary 08-26-2011 01:39 PM

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HA! Can't believe I found it.... This was the first time I ever rappelled out of a aircraft. Fortunately it was the first of many, great fun.

Ft. Campbell, KY, Air Assault School, 1991

TheMercenary 08-26-2011 01:48 PM

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Zero Day where they separated the wheat from the chaff, if you couldn't climb a rope or refused to go up the highest obstacles without assistance you were dropped. We lost half at the obstacle course, another half at the first run, and the rest throughout the class. 10 days. Started with about 250, finished with about 75. I am the bald dude on the right ladder in the first pic and at the top of the other ladder on the far right. The last obstacle the rungs of the ladder got further apart the higher you went.

Gravdigr 08-26-2011 01:52 PM

"You climb obstacles like old people fuck!!!"

Gravdigr 08-26-2011 01:54 PM

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BigV 08-26-2011 04:49 PM

I've always imagined that James Bond got all the head he wanted. I never imagined he carried it around on his hip though.

Pico and ME 08-26-2011 06:08 PM

My husband did spy rigging in the Marines.


Gravdigr 08-28-2011 03:57 PM

SPIE;)

ZenGum 08-29-2011 06:42 AM

I don't get why we can see Merc's bawls just because he's rappelling out of a helicopter. Unless he is doing it naked. Is that some initiation bonding (-age) ritual you guys do?

BigV 08-29-2011 10:14 AM

spy rigging-- interesting. looks like the flying (m)anteater of the gods. slllluuuuuuuuuuurP!

footfootfoot 08-29-2011 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 752862)
The last obstacle the rungs of the ladder got further apart the higher you went.

"Is it my imagination or..."

That's why they say if your journey is 100 miles, count 90 as the halfway mark.

Gravdigr 08-29-2011 03:20 PM

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footfootfoot 08-30-2011 08:08 AM

There was a record store in Portchester, NY called "Vinyl Solution"

Gravdigr 09-01-2011 04:50 PM

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OMG, it's a smorgasboard!!

GunMaster357 09-02-2011 09:56 AM

Is that a result of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle tale about The RedHead League?

infinite monkey 09-02-2011 10:30 AM

Who Let the Dog In? Who? Who? Who?

TheMercenary 09-02-2011 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 753998)
OMG, it's a smorgasboard!!

Ginger Convention....

wolf 09-02-2011 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by GunMaster357 (Post 754068)
Is that a result of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle tale about The RedHead League?

Spencer Tunick is going to have them strip naked in a second ...

Griff 09-02-2011 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf (Post 754138)
Spencer Tunick is going to have them strip naked in a second ...

Better put on your welding glasses then...

Sundae 09-02-2011 03:57 PM

I see me!
No. really. There is a girl there that could be me, if my skin colouring matched my hair. As it is, I have all the disadvantages of being a redhead, without actually having the hair, which I have to pay to achieve.

Anyway, don't mention Holmes and gingers (rhymed with singers, not fingers).
It makes me think of Mark Gatiss.

BigV 09-02-2011 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf (Post 754138)
Spencer Tunick is going to have them strip naked in a second ...

that give an *entirely new* meaning to the phrase "flash mob"

TheMercenary 09-02-2011 08:58 PM

I can dig a good hot Ginger....

classicman 09-02-2011 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundae (Post 754141)
Anyway, don't mention Holmes and gingers (rhymed with singers, not fingers).


huh?

Clodfobble 09-03-2011 08:51 AM

She's thinking of fires that singe, not people who sing. :)

chrisinhouston 09-03-2011 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 753998)
OMG, it's a smorgasboard!!

Something odd about the similarity of these 5.

footfootfoot 09-03-2011 09:12 AM

impingers?

ZenGum 09-03-2011 09:57 AM

You're right! They're all redheads!

Actually, the whole lot looks suspiciously homogenous. Redheads come in greater variety than that. Could be one of those things where they get three or four models, take lots of slightly different photos of each, and photoshop does the rest.

Either that or someone has found a way of printing out my dream from last night.

Spexxvet 09-03-2011 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 754266)
Either that or someone has found a way of printing out my WET dream from last night.

FTFY;)

Clodfobble 09-03-2011 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum
Redheads come in greater variety than that.

I once read a piece on genetics that asserted that a blonde person and a TrueRedhead (TM) had less DNA in common than that same blonde person and a black person.

GunMaster357 09-03-2011 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 754256)
She's thinking of fires that singe, not people who sing. :)

Gingers with hot fingers ? :p:

Gravdigr 09-04-2011 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 754266)
You're right! They're all redheads!

Actually, the whole lot looks suspiciously homogenous. Redheads come in greater variety than that. Could be one of those things where they get three or four models, take lots of slightly different photos of each, and photoshop does the rest.

Either that or someone has found a way of printing out my dream from last night.

Either way, my dixie wrecked.

Big Sarge 09-05-2011 07:49 AM

True fact: Gingers do have souls. They get a freckle for every soul they steal!!

BigV 09-05-2011 01:16 PM

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Found in the frozen meat section.

Post recipes if you must, I'll skip over them though.

Gravdigr 09-05-2011 04:13 PM

That's just nathty.

Elspode 09-06-2011 11:35 PM

Shark or Dolphin - Yet Again
 
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Discuss amongst yourselves. You can never have too many shark vs dolphin arguments.

http://www.grindtv.com/surf/blog/300...+stirs+debate/

HungLikeJesus 09-06-2011 11:58 PM

Mermaid?

ZenGum 09-07-2011 02:44 AM

No, no, no no NO!

There is no such thing as "edible beef bile". That is all.


Oh and Hi HLJ! I don't recall having seen you around much lately. Whassup?

wolf 09-07-2011 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Elspode (Post 754752)
Discuss amongst yourselves. You can never have too many shark vs dolphin arguments.

http://www.grindtv.com/surf/blog/300...+stirs+debate/

I'm going with shark on this one.

Vertical tailfin, plus that notch on the fin says shark to me.

Of course, it could be "surfer."

glatt 09-07-2011 10:37 AM

Dolphin. Yeah, the tail is vertical, but only because the dolphin in playing in the surf and is on its side. Look at the body. It looks short and stubby. That's because the dolphin is kicking it's tail and is bent over at the "waist" while on its side.

BigV 09-07-2011 10:59 AM

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dolphin.

Here it is bigger for those among us who can't easily zoom an image:

wolf 09-07-2011 11:15 AM

foreshortening from the telephoto lens plus distortion from the water.

Shark.

:P

HungLikeJesus 09-07-2011 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 754758)
Oh and Hi HLJ! I don't recall having seen you around much lately. Whassup?

I check in every day, but I haven't had much to say.

I just come for the laughs.

Gravdigr 09-07-2011 04:11 PM

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Don't look like a dolphin's tail...

Griff 09-07-2011 04:13 PM

whale tail? ;)

Gravdigr 09-07-2011 04:15 PM

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Looks kinda like a bluefin tuna tail? Has the 'bump' in the center of the tail...

Nah, couldn't be. Could it?

footfootfoot 09-07-2011 05:52 PM

I go with tuna also.

Spexxvet 09-07-2011 05:58 PM

I'm going with torpedo

HungLikeJesus 09-07-2011 06:49 PM

I'm still going for the mermaid.

classicman 09-07-2011 09:19 PM

It certainly could be a tuna, but I have never heard of one so close to shore.

ZenGum 09-08-2011 03:26 AM

For a brief period after WWII it was posisble to catch southern bluefin tuna from rocks off South Australia. They've since been overfished to buggery and you need to find them with planes and chase them in boats now. Certainly possible to have one in a wave.

infinite monkey 09-08-2011 08:12 AM

www.wherearethetuna.com

www.tunawatch.org

www.thereisatunaonthetrolley.com

www.thataintnotunaclearupinheah.org

All the expert sites tell me that tuna cannot be seen near the shore. Therefore, it is a shark.

monster 09-08-2011 11:20 AM

It's a submarine.

infinite monkey 09-08-2011 11:27 AM

It could be a submarine, but I've never heard of one flipping its tail like that...

Gravdigr 09-08-2011 11:46 AM

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My search is over. I have found The Perfect Woman.

Gravdigr 09-08-2011 12:51 PM

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Not to worry folks, Officer Asshole is on the job.

Asshole.

glatt 09-08-2011 01:13 PM

Do you know the story behind that asshole?

Gravdigr 09-08-2011 01:34 PM

Sorry, glatt. That either showed up on Stumbleupon, or BendBox. I did a (very) brief Google search and came up with squat. A TinEye search got one result. I could find nothing there either. I've had the pic for a week or two, so it (the story) may be out of rotation by now.

Looking at the copcar in the bg, I'd say this wasn't America, but it could be. Might try some different search terms later.

classicman 09-08-2011 01:34 PM

They were being swarmed by bees angered by BigV and he was spraying the lil girl with repellent.

Gravdigr 09-08-2011 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 755086)
Do you know the story behind that asshole?

And stop calling me asshole.

:D


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