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glatt 09-08-2011 01:39 PM

:lol:

Gravdigr 09-08-2011 01:39 PM

Nevermind. Here ya go.

TheMercenary 09-08-2011 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 755055)
My search is over. I have found The Perfect Woman.

For every good looking woman there are 20 dudes who have tossed her off because they are tired of her carrying kegs as big as you.

limey 09-09-2011 07:00 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 755248)
For every good looking woman there are 20 dudes who have tossed her off because they are tired of her carrying kegs as big as you.

:eyebrow:

Gravdigr 09-09-2011 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 755248)
For every good looking woman carrying a keg as big as you, there 20 dudes who have tossed her salad because she told them to.

FIFY.

Gravdigr 09-10-2011 04:56 PM

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My neighbor up the street...

Just how many john boats can ya use while riding your four-wheeler? WTF?

Griff 09-10-2011 05:15 PM

Looking a little light in the front end.

Gravdigr 09-11-2011 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Griff (Post 755643)
Looking a little light in the front end.

'Scuz it's heavy in the ass end.

:D

ZenGum 09-11-2011 07:00 PM

Knew a girl like that ...

Gravdigr 09-12-2011 04:06 PM

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Gravdigr 09-12-2011 11:07 PM

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ZenGum 09-14-2011 08:19 PM

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It could have gone in half a dozen threads, but here it is:

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classicman 09-14-2011 08:30 PM

lol
well played

Lola Bunny 09-14-2011 10:23 PM

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mankini -- the future swimsuit for you men... :lol:

infinite monkey 09-15-2011 07:55 AM

That guy could use one of those snakes.

"For one thing, if I didn't have no bulge I wouldn't be modelin' no underwear. And I DAMN sure wouldn't be smiling."

--Eddie Murphy

Well, that guy isn't smiling. I don't blame him. ;)

Spexxvet 09-15-2011 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Lola Bunny (Post 756396)
mankini -- the future swimsuit for you men... :lol:

Think of the cool tan lines :p:

wolf 09-15-2011 11:11 AM

mankini boy should have someone behind him flogging him down the runway. I volunteer, although frankly he's too young and too stick-like for long-term usage.

That is bondage gear, not beachwear.

BigV 09-15-2011 11:25 AM

fetish maybe, bondage? no.

wolf 09-15-2011 11:28 AM

But in the right material ...

BigV 09-15-2011 12:52 PM

Iron? ok, I guess. I have a ... stricter concept of what constitutes bondage apparently.

dmg1969 09-15-2011 01:00 PM

I will never understand "fashion". I am definitely your jeans and t-shirt guy. How emasculated do you you have to be to walk down a runway in that?

glatt 09-15-2011 02:08 PM

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classicman 09-15-2011 07:23 PM

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Uh

infinite monkey 09-16-2011 07:28 AM

glatt, are those drawn on a window overlooking those buildings? 'Cause, that's kind of funny. You'd have to stand in the right spot. At first I thought someone just drew on a picture. D'oh!

glatt 09-16-2011 07:39 AM

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yes, those are drawn onto the glass. I thought it was pretty clever and well done.

infinite monkey 09-16-2011 07:41 AM

SPIDEY! Love it!

Gravdigr 09-17-2011 02:12 PM

Fools, FOOLS I say.
 
Ya gotta love it when a bunch of N'Awlins jazz-type guys get together and jam---for the cows...gets funnier right around the 1:12 mark. And they did this without cracking up!:lol2:


Gravdigr 09-17-2011 02:13 PM

I don't think the cows liked it.

They didn't clap or nothing.

Gravdigr 09-18-2011 04:59 PM

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from Wikipedia

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B-52H 61-0026 Czar 52 moments before crashing during practice for an airshow on 24 June 1994. The copilot's escape hatch, detached during the uncompleted ejection sequence, can be seen near the tip of the tail's leading edge
Fairchild AFB.

Elspode 09-18-2011 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 756828)
I don't think the cows liked it.

They didn't clap or nothing.

Clearly, the bovines are intrigued. I mean, they're all standing right there, watching and listening. That's just about as expressive as cows get.

monster 09-18-2011 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by limey (Post 755350)
:eyebrow:

toss off......

I don't think they really use that euphemism here.......

chrisinhouston 09-19-2011 12:43 PM

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Irish man arrested in Brazil with close to 2 lbs of cocaine in his gut. Yikes.

http://hosted2.ap.org/COGRA/APWorldN...ce277b6d7d20fe

HungLikeJesus 09-19-2011 01:39 PM

He's the six-million-dollar man!

Gravdigr 09-20-2011 02:57 PM

He probably ain't worth a plug nickel now.

Well, he's prolly worth something to the hitman looking for him 'bout now...

Gravdigr 09-20-2011 03:09 PM

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The single, most badass, SOB you will ever meet. Ever.

dmg1969 09-20-2011 03:17 PM

It's not every day you see a gorilla with a club chasing a bear.

Gravdigr 09-20-2011 03:20 PM

Watch it, he's a silverback--er--well, silvertop, anyway...

SteveB2580 09-20-2011 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 82321)

Fucking brilliant

Spexxvet 09-21-2011 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 757235)
The single, most badass, SOB you will ever meet. Ever.

"You canna change the laws of physics, capt Bear!"

BigV 09-21-2011 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 757235)
The single, most badass, SOB you will ever meet. Ever.

oh how cute!!! it delivers itself to the table AND comes with its own toothpick!

Gravdigr 09-21-2011 04:12 PM

Now, if we can just get it to show up cooked, we'll have something...

BigV 09-21-2011 07:13 PM

I think the one in the brown suit likes his meat rare, really really rare.

HungLikeJesus 09-21-2011 08:23 PM

Well, at least that guy has a bat. The photographer probably just has a camera.

TheMercenary 09-21-2011 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 756907)
from Wikipedia



Fairchild AFB.

Another reason not to buy Russian made Aircraft....

classicman 09-23-2011 04:28 PM

Child brings mom's crack pipe to school for show-and-tell
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SWEET SPRINGS, Mo. - A recent show-and-tell at a northwest Missouri elementary school resembled something out of an episode of the television show "Breaking Bad," and it led to the arrest of a kindergartner's mother.

Michelle Marie Cheatham, 32, was arrested on Sept. 6 after her son pulled out methamphetamines and his mother's crack pipe during a show-and-tell for his kindergarten class, according to a felony complaint filed in the Saline County Circuit Court.

Later that day, a search warrant was obtained by the Sweet Springs police to conduct a search at Cheatham's home, which led to the police reportedly recovering a crack pipe and a butane lighter, according to the Marshall Democrat-News.

Cheatham was charged six days later with two class C felonies - the first for possession of a controlled substance and the other for endangering the welfare of a child. Each charge includes punishments of up to seven years in the Missouri Department of Corrections system and up to a $5,000 fine, according to the felony complaint, obtained by CBS station KMOX,

The "several baggies of crack rocks" discovered in the boy's backpack were worth around $3,700, according to the St. Louis Post-Dispatch.

"When I called the prosecutor about it, they said, 'You're kidding me, aren't you?'" Sweet Springs Police Chief Richard Downing told KCTV5 earlier this month.
Link
I was going to put this in the proud parent thread, but ...

footfootfoot 09-23-2011 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 757235)
The single, most badass, SOB you will ever meet. Ever.

Bear Club for men, I'm not just a member...

Gravdigr 09-24-2011 02:25 PM

"You are not the kind of 'Bear' we let in our Bear Club. YOU GO NOW!!!"

HungLikeJesus 09-24-2011 03:18 PM

A butane lighter? That's just crazy.

Gravdigr 09-24-2011 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus (Post 758294)
A butane lighter? That's just crazy.

Reminds me of a Blackberry Smoke song:

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Two six-packs of Shiner
Ninety-nine cent butane lighter
Lucky Strikes and a fifth of Patron

Ice down that Igloo cooler
Tank of gas that oughta do'er
I can feel a good one coming on

Gravdigr 09-24-2011 03:42 PM

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It's fun to stay at the Y-M---wait, what? What are you spelling, are you ok? Are you having a seizure? Is that Jesus back there?

Gravdigr 09-24-2011 03:51 PM

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Re Last Pic: Goddamnwhatafuckingrattlesnake!

footfootfoot 09-24-2011 03:55 PM

The Tube Snake Boogie?




Gravdigr 09-25-2011 01:53 PM

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I think somebody around here gots some 'splaining to do.

The ingredients say Mississippi, but, sundae says Sundae (there is a red tomato on top after all).

Did one of you send Sarge a plane ticket?

:eyebrow:

footfootfoot 09-27-2011 09:09 AM

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Found these pervy mascot pitures on the site that hummingbirds linked to. It seems that "Buffalo Belle" is a frequent target for groping and other types of assault.

infinite monkey 09-27-2011 09:19 AM

Wacky.

Sundae 09-27-2011 09:20 AM

Grav, NOT me!
I might have lovely scoops of mashed potato, but there is no cheese on my beef curtains!
Sorry, slices.

(I am hot though)

Foot, if I was a baseball with my tongue hanging out, I would have cheeky fun too.
Lets face it, if you did it to the tourists you'd have to lick some arse to keep your job. Might as well stick with Buffalo Belle, bless her.

ZenGum 09-27-2011 08:33 PM

Those baseball shots are from Japan. 'nuff said.

bigw00dy 09-30-2011 05:06 PM

Saw this today at a loading dock.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y76...h/abcc35ee.jpg

footfootfoot 09-30-2011 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 758972)
Those baseball shots are from Japan. 'nuff said.

yeah, I forgot to mention that. Prolly the winning bidder for the kid's Julia Roberts Costume in Sheldon's thread will be from Japan

Elspode 10-02-2011 12:16 AM

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