The Cellar: Where even pricks are required to keep it real sometimes.

The Cellar: Where even pricks are required to keep it real, but we don't really care if they're real or not.

The Cellar: Where even pricks are required to keep it real, while uneven pricks are given their hea.. er... free rein.

The Cellar: Where even pricks are required to keep it real and real pricks are required to keep it even

Where even pricks are required to keep it real - but also where unbalanced pricks are required to keep it interesting.

The Cellar: Sambuca Powered, Remington Approved -- Drink a shot, fire a shot

The Cellar: Sambuca Powered, Remington Approved - Dick Cheney Says So

The Cellar: The real reason Ken Lay ruined Enron was to have more time to post here

The Cellar: The real reason Ken Lay ruined Enron. It beats the "Twinkie defense"

The Cellar: The real reason Ken Lay ruined Enron; the real reason you ruined your manicure.

The Cellar: The real reason Ken Lay ruined Enron; a futile attempt to stop the way we roll.

The Cellar: The reason Dorothy went to Oz with nothing but a dog.
Translation -
The Cellar is the reason Judy Garland got wrecked on drugs. Yeah, the Cellar did that.

The Cellar: The reason Dorothy went to Oz with nothing but a dog. Also, she figured she could eat it if she had to.

The Cellar: The reason Dorothy went to Oz with nothing but a dog was to protect her from weirdos. Unfortunately, Oz is full of weirdos and the dog was too small.

The Cellar: Tickle your brain, and other parts. In fact, tickleyourasswithafeather?

I knew that as tickle your cunt with a feather which then of course translates to typical country weather...when the person asks you to repeat what you just said.