Ear wax candy.

Why buy kids something they already enjoy naturally? Man needs to stop interfering with nature.

Bruce,
Where the hell do you find all these images? Beating 2 trees is tops.

Well, much obliged.
Umm, I hope those candies aren't real, are they? :eek:

:) xoxoxobruce has the best stuff. :)

I totally have to get some of that Ear Wax Candy for my friend's children.

It should really gross out their grandparents.

A lot.

I shudder to think what flavor the Spermies are...

Back in the day, 'fireball' candy is what made our parents shudder. Now days it seems the grosser the candy the more kids like it. When I saw this ear wax candy I thought, what could be worse than that? Did a little googling and found these gems but I still think the ear wax takes the cake for grossness! :greenface

Toothache candy....that's so great, on so many levels...I think it wins because eating too much candy doesn't actually cause ear wax

Well it says on the box 'No Salt Added'...

Umm, why does it say "Stupid Nail Salon" on the nail of the thumb in the toothache candy picture? :3eye:

boys are so silly! Spermies are Sperm flavored! DUH!

AND in the immmortal words of Madeline Kahn--no, no, Yes!, Yes! Yes!

Bicycling is a wonderful sport, isn't it?

No fair, Bruce. I think I ruptured something over that one.

I can hear Jinx now " Ok Jim , show me how many fingers you have left today !!!!"

So, would this be a *popular* candy, then? If so, with whom, and do you think they'd value freshness in their snacks? :yelsick: