No, I don't know 'hubcap', is it fun?

Did you ever pretend to be the opposite gender?

No

Have you ever been confused for someone of the opposite gender?

no

Has anyone ever assumed you were homosexual?

yes

Have you ever considered bisexuality?

Define 'considered' (yes)

Have you ever been questioned regarding your political affiliation?

Yes.

Have you ever been questioned about your religious affiliation during a job interview?

Yes
chick-fil-a is a christian-based company and they specifically ask..
(this from the offical company site: "Our official statement of corporate purpose says that we exist "to glorify God by being a faithful steward of all that is entrusted to us and to have a positive influence on all who come in contact with Chick-fil-A.") Can I get an AMEN!!

Have you ever lied about your religious affiliation to avoid an argument?

No.

When the Jehovahs Witnesses knock on your door, do you slam it in their face or politely take The Watchtower?

Yes
No
Depends on my mood and level of bitchiness at that particular moment.

Have you ever invited the JW's into your home just to argue with them?

Woohoo, we don't get any JWs around here (being classified under cult and all, of course). So no.

Do you pick (verbal) fights with people just so you could argue with them?

No.

Did anyone ever try to start an argument with you and you just said "I don't care anymore, I'd just rather retire at this point"?

Yes.

Have you every pointed and laughed out loud at Mormans on bikes?

no

have you ever laughed at someone else's misfortune?

no.

have you ever laughed so hard that you couldn't breathe and thought you were going to suffocate, but kept laughing anyway?

Yes.

Have you ever been to a psychic?