:lol: someone should tell him I respond well to being called monnie and being treated like a laydeeeeee ;)

So like Monnie and Gravdigr have a love child? Is she Pensive Pam?

I've read great things about Monster's children.
Only one is female and nothing I've read suggests she is a deaf Eastern European bisexual stalker with an alcohol problem.

Still, I've been wrong before.

Well... she does say "pasta" as if it rhymes with "master." But that's probably just shoddy upbringing. ;)

Has monster given us a voice sample like Sundae girl has? When I read her posts, in my mind, I don't hear a british accent.

WTF? Monster & Gravdigr are together? I go away for just a bit and see what happens. It's a sign of the apocalypse

monster has a beautiful british accent!

VOICE SAMPLE!

I did post something about how to say roof. But I hate the sound of my voice recorded. And I hate video of me even more.

Dana says pasta to rhyme with master.
I don't :) We've had this before - depends how you say master!
I say pass-ta and mars-ter.

This evening, I promise, I will resurrect the wishlist of spoken word requests, and put it on YouTube. As I remember, there were lots of rudies on there, so I have to wait til the 'rents are firmly ensconced in Coronation Street.

But the post made me laugh for naughtier reasons. Clod, your truncated quote made it look like I called PP A Deaf. Like A Gay, or An Eppie. Can I carry on calling her a deaf? Given that I only believe one word in twenty she posts and those are usually connectives...?

a deaf? lol


I can't remember how Monster sounded. I wuold like to hear if there's any hint of Manc :p

Mine was never really true Manc, it was more Bolton, which has slightly more of a brogue to it. Though...I do sometimes slip into Manc (the accent of my older cousins when growing up and therefore intrinsically 'cool' ;p) if I am excited about something. I suspect now it's all got a little mingled in with Yorkshire as I am surrounded by that.

I don't think I have a very strong accent. At least not all the time. It waxes and wanes depending on mood and company.

What I absolutely do not have, however, is a beautiful, sexy, purring voice like Sundae :p I think that pretty much requires southern vowels *smiles* Along with the super-sexy purring vocal chords gene of course :P

i like to sleep nude

Is that a statement Sarge, or a request for SG to say that in her sexxy voice?

that got me to thinking. are there laws against international phone sex? not that i ever would indulge in such. imagine being tried in the hague for jerking off while listening to a brit say naughty things.

hawtest courtroom transcription ever

Sarge: nope, no laws against it at all. And I would know.