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I'll take the incorrectly coloured cartoon raccoon

Or the French Bulldog - or indeed the Great Dane

Personal foul, facemask, unnecessary roughness, gloating, 15 yards.

Damn dog! He's always stealing someone's shoe...GAH!!

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Dat would be a hyena. A relative, but distant.

In my experience, distant relatives are the best kind.

:D

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 953373)

In my experience, distant relatives are the best kind

Only when they send you lovely prizes.
I'd take a cup of tea from a rellie who lives in the same town by preference.

Loved the child and dog.
I so knew what was going to happen (given the thread) but it still surprised me into a laugh hard enough to startle the poor old gent on the PC next to me.

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This is Jagger. Jagger is proving a bit of a headache for the RSPCA – he’s the biggest rescue dog they’ve ever had to find a home for.

The great Great Dane weighs 12 stone (168lbs/80kg), which is about the same weight as a 50cc Longjia scooter, or a family of 12 pugs, or 2,285 Creme Eggs.

Jagger also consumes almost 1kg of food every day.

While staff at the charity acknowledge that the three-year-old will need someone with a lot of space, and a generous food budget, to take him in, this big pup has an even bigger heart.

The RSPCA took him in after he was found tied to a lamp post, underweight and covered in sores.

‘Jagger is probably the biggest dog we’re ever had in – and we’ve been open for 50 years,’ said Liz Wood, assistant manager of the Millbrook Animal Centre in Chobham, Surrey, adding: ‘He really is a gentle giant. He’s a lovely docile and friendly boy.’

Metro

Daily Mirror (Includes video)

Where does he sleep?

Anywhere he likes!

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It takes two people with leashes to walk him!

Not unless you want him to go someplace other than where he wants to go. ;)

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Jagger also consumes almost 1kg of food every day

They don't mention the canine miracle, the ability to transform a pound of food into two pounds of poop.

A lullaby that actually works:

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...slobber...

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I want to know which paper printed that. But it looks like it says "Advertisement" at the top of the article. So some awesome person paid to run that in the paper.