how's this?

http://mediaservice.photoisland.com/...7785041930.jpg

Okay. Now, that isn't actually me. So is that actually you?

is your last name vedder?

http://members.fortunecity.com/tessag1/vedder5.jpg


do you know this guy?

Yeah. I got lazy. It's me.

Me, after I got my hair cut (about a year ago).

My hair before said haircut.

Wearing my new sunglasses.

Goddamn I have a freaking huge head.

I guess it fits my frame, but I can't wear any goddamn hats.

Anyway, it's never looked bigger than in that picture in the birthday thread.

So what you're saying is, you'd like a little head.

I hope you donated to Locks of Love

Well, I guess what I'm saying is, I don't mind having the big frame, 'cause I'll look like The Rock once I drop the padding... but it's kind of disappointing never being able to wear a hat.

So when I saw that picture, I was like "Jesus, my head is huge. I can't wear hats." It's disappointing.

(I did donate to Locks of Love.)

I only promised spankings, no head.

I had to delete my post here because September picked up the cue. Good work.

Awesome. I missed Tony's joke. 'Cause I'm a retard.

Those party photos remind me that I am way too fat.

You have to look at it in manageable terms. I have an approximate total of 60lbs that I don't need. So the goal, obviously, is to drop 30, and then drop 30 again. It makes it easier.

I would think your number one goal, however, would be plastic surgery, you ugly bag of slop.