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Nothing in life is free.

Some things are free, but nothing is free of consequences.

therefore.... :rolleyes:

Semantics. I feel you're limiting the word.

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Definition of free (Entry 1 of 3)
1: not costing or charging anything
2a: having the legal and political rights of a citizen- setting the slave free
b: enjoying civil and political liberty- free citizens
c: enjoying political independence or freedom from outside domination - This is a free country.
d: enjoying personal freedom : not subject to the control or domination of another
You are free to do whatever you want.
3a: not determined by anything beyond its own nature or being : choosing or capable of choosing for itself
b: determined by the choice of the actor or performer- free actions
c: made, done, or given voluntarily or spontaneously gave his free consent
4a: relieved from or lacking something and especially something unpleasant or burdensome- free from pain
a speech free of political rhetoric—often used in combination- error-free
b: not bound, confined, or detained by force-The prisoner is now free.
5a: having no trade restrictions- duty-free imports
b: not subject to government regulation- free competition
c: of foreign exchange : not subject to restriction or official control
6a: having no obligations (as to work) or commitments- I'll be free this evening
b: not taken up with commitments or obligations- a free evening
7: having a scope not restricted by qualification- a free variable
8a: not obstructed, restricted, or impeded- free to leave
b: not being used or occupied- waved with his free hand
c: not hampered or restricted in its normal operation
9a: not fastened -the free end of the rope
b: not confined to a particular position or place- in twelve-tone music, no note is wholly free for it must hold its place in the series— J. L. Stewart
c: capable of moving or turning in any direction-a free particle
d: performed without apparatus- free tumbling
e: done with artificial aids (such as pitons) used only for protection against falling and not for support- a free climb
10a: not parsimonious- free spending
b: OUTSPOKEN- is free in his criticism
c: availing oneself of something without stint- she's very free with her money
d: FRANK, OPEN
e: overly familiar or forward in action or attitude- a young man who had been much too free with the ladies of the town— Harvey Graham
f: LICENTIOUS- inexcusably free talk before the ladies
11a(1): not united with, attached to, combined with, or mixed with something else : SEPARATE - free ores
a free surface of a bodily part
(2): FREESTANDING
a free column
b: chemically uncombined- free oxygen- free acids
c: not permanently attached but able to move about- a free electron in a metal
d: capable of being used alone as a meaningful linguistic form- the word hats is a free form— compare BOUND entry 1 sense 7
12a: not literal or exact- free translation
b: not restricted by or conforming to conventional forms- free skating
13: FAVORABLE —used of a wind blowing from a direction more than six points from dead ahead
14: not allowing slavery- was admitted to the Union as a free state
15: open to all comers- that most pleasurable of Anglo-Saxon pastimes, a free fight— Winston Churchill

for free: without charge

Dreamed last night, by yours truly:

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Sell your moose, sell your moose,
And buy a van, Django.

I remember when people said that 2019 sucked and they were glad 2020 was here.

Turns out, comparatively speaking, those were the good old days.

hmmm... death spiral?

I had a thought (amazing ain't it) what would you do with $1,200.00? If it just fell from the sky. Like so many of my otherwise intelligent, thoughtful neighbors think is going to happen.

I would spend it on The Lady Keryx, Aunt Mary. And Meat, Charcoal, Wood, and Spices. Because Barbeque.

I'd ask whether it was taxable

I wonder if there's a bailout for the porn industry; or, if it was deemed essential?

PornHub is giving away their service for free, so clearly they're maintaining their balance sheets just fine.

The more hardcore a porn is, the more likely the activity shown is to cause direct human-to-human transmission.

~ yet another thing ruined by this damn'd virus ~

google corona-sutra meme

The 2 meter distancing is for people you don't live with.

If the new social distance is 6 ft., I wonder what the anti-social distance is now.

anything less than 6'

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Originally Posted by sexobon (Post 1049495)

I wonder if there's a bailout for the porn industry; or, if it was deemed essential?

Have there been any reports of porn panic buying?

I don't want to brag but I've got the Fast and Furious Hot Wheels set.

They should probably rewrite the theme lyrics to Green Acres. Getting allergic smelling hay doesn't sound so bad anymore.

Let's clone footfootfoot, lock him in the cellar, and then we'll all be good for social distancing.

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 1050675)

Let's clone footfootfoot, lock him in the cellar, and then we'll all be good for social distancing.

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Then we'd have two, so, six feet. Wouldn't that bug you? I say nay, nay, nay. There can be only one, or three as the case may be.

Notice how peaceful it's been without that Undertoad fellow going around acting like he owns the place. :lol2:

I noticed how much less interesting and friendly it had been

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Originally Posted by sexobon (Post 1049495)

I wonder if there's a bailout for the porn industry; or, if it was deemed essential?

Rumor has it they're stuck on trying to figure how to get in copulation range -- with social distancing. Some are predicting it'll be the ruin of the industry for this year. As for the "actors/actresses"...

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My friend Billy had a ten foot willy
And he showed it to the girl next door.
She thought it was a snake
So she hit it with a rake,
And now it's only Five foot four.

What if (I know, I know; but, bear with me...it's a doozy) Undertoad has sent himself to Coventry and is actually posting in threads and maybe even starting new ones; but, we just can't see them. He can see them on the Administrator's board, get some satisfaction out of it now, then move them all back onto the public board for all to see when he returns. It could happen!

Undertoad Please Come Home.

I wonder if anyone has sneezed while wearing their mask, had it stretch the elastic out, and then snap back into their face?

Popdigr chews tobacco, and said he almost spit the other day without moving his mask...

that sounds like the kind of thing you do only once.

But...... why is he going anywhere he needs a mask? He must be like a bajillion given how ancient you are.....

He's old, he has to make his daily trip to the post office or he'll explode.

I have sixty-two fucking tabs open in Chrome on my phone.

WTF.

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Originally Posted by BigV (Post 1051931)

I have sixty-two fucking tabs open in Chrome on my phone.

WTF.

Are they all fucking tabs? Or is at least one teh Cellllar?

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Four dead in O-hi-o...

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...hear the softly spoken magic spells.

Why do we wonder about the state of the world when two prominent leaders have names synonymous with farting, and one with male genitalia?

The Flatulent Penis would be an interesting pub name.....

Maybe UT jilted J and ran off with HQ!

That would explain things.

I'm tired of everything.

And tired.

Quantum Cellarics: Parallel Dwellardoms. 111 is resurrecting Drax threads. No good will come of it

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 1052468)

I'm tired of everything.

And tired.

Pete and I were both running on fumes yesterday.

I don't want to go for a run

I don't want to go for a run today either. It's 27 degrees. But it's Tuesday.... running day

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What are the chances baby Archie will rebel against his parents and decides he wants to be a Royal after all? :D

It'll be his fallback--Hollywood first, then back to the castle if that doesn't work out.

I'm not going for a run today. I went out for a look and it is nasty. I'm insane, but not that much.

Benny and I rode. Get out there!

No. It's 32. I was hoping the thunderstorms would cool it down a bit, but they just disappeared off the forecast. I might try near dusk, see how badly I can get bitten

instead I'm going to home despot to get a new knob for my shower which broke so I was forced to use the boys' :eek:. I wanted to walk, but it was unpleasant enough walking halfway around my house to look at the dryer vent cover that needs replacing, so car it is....

The pressident is orange. Does that make him a POC?

Today I saw this picture for the first time and thought wouldn't they make a cute couple...

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Beautiful people inside and out.

Why is America obsessed with having old people run the country? Dementia denial? Retirement is not just for the good of the retiree.....

I pledge to retire as early as possible.

If we made face masks out of higher value bak notes, I wonder what would kill us? Covid, Drugs, Murder....?

Well, Ulysses S. Grant, the last President who was a slave owner, is on the $50.00 bill; so, you'd probably die from a fall after protesters toppled you.

Random household hint. Those plastic roll film canisters that were readily available (I had a bushel of them),
were so handy for keeping things safe and dry and fresh and dry and handy and dry.
But they've gone the way of the Dodo, so I suggest a substitute on the left. Even better the lid stays attached
so you can't fumble it and in the bottom there's a perforated cage full of DO-NOT-EAT to help keep things dry.

I can almost hear you saying where can I get said same? From your friendly neighborhood Diabetic.
They come filled with blood sugar test strips for in this case a Prodigy machine, which are extremely common.