Maybe they'll ease back into our base of prior knowledge eventually?

Marty Balin was a member of Jefferson Airplane. That one?
Balin baleen

OR were you talking about what a joke Jefferson Starship was? cuz that shit belongs in truly tasteless jokes

Ahh!

cute baby vids, sure

ths one is wtf tho.

Baby J-Lo

That's not a "baby," that's a child of indeterminate age with some form of dwarfism and possibly a mental disability as well (it's hard to tell without knowing the language she's supposed to be speaking.)

Your girl won't be a girl no more.
Young, but not a child.

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Fuckin' A.

Actually, "Dragonfly", Jefferson Starship's first album (circa 1974), was pretty damn great. I saw that tour, and it would have been awesome had it not been for the fact that Grace Slick was smashed out of her mind.

I'd pay £100 for a happy ending.
I don't think they provide what I desire though :(

"Don't take the piss." (Britishism)

I wondered how that one would go over.

It's a bear trap, Bear Grylls, that is.

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Aren't polar bears cute?

Especially the way they so tenderly carry their young.

Isn't that the guy whose hippo killed him?

I didn't know that when I posted it, but apparently it is. I'm not so surprised.

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A lawsuit waiting to happen...

Supposed to be grains, not grams.

150 grains = 9.719836 grams

150 grams = 2314.86 grains

15.4324 times too much powder!!!

Big boom.

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Natural synthetic?

That's the way the laws that cover such things are going, yes. Pretty soon, they'll be able to sell you cyanide and label it as a mild emetic. Whatever allows the most money to be made.

Well, it is organic.

It's synthetic, and naturally it rolls up, silly goose.

Maybe they have one called "natural [khaki]," and one called "real wood [colored]," and another one called "bamboo forest [black]."

That ad should read "great for first and last timers"

That catalogue is great.

"Natural synthetic" is perfectly fine.

It's like "genuine imitation"

Duh.

Well since humans are part of nature all of our products are as natural as, say, a birds nest. So the natural/synthetic distinction is, well ... synthetic.

Hang on.

"natural" "synthetic"

This snagged my attention recently:

WTF? As opposed to...???

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As opposed to synthetic cooking oil. (Not trying to be glib, it's a real thing.) Mostly the synthetic oils are used in cosmetics, and to safely lubricate food processing machinery, but it can be and occasionally is used as an ingredient in actual food.

Frito-Lay just trying to recover from the Olestra oil anal leakage issue.

You say that like it's a bad thing. ;)

Isn't that what made such a mess of the Gulf of Mexico?

The world is a chicken!


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But it gets worse!


China is a chicken too!

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Stikin wit chikin...

Absolutely fucking MAD chicken beat-box. By a hot chick, no less.

Watch the other competitors when she brings up the mike the third time, every face goes "Oh, SHIT!"

Woody Guthrie's 1942 New Year's resolution list.

#3 "Wash teeth if any" :lol:

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That's great!

stickin wit chicken.... this one flew the humor coop:

What is the chicken's favorite composer?





















































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BAWK!

Little girl: Carry me, Bach!

Bach: Too old, Virginny!

Why did Beethoven kill all his chikins?

All they would say was Bach,bachbach,bachbachbach.

ETA: Anytime I hear someone imitate Schwartze--Schwarzzen--The Governator by saying "I'll be back", I say "Fine, you be Bach. I'll be Beethoven."
:D

Mr. Guthrie had very nice penmanship.

Check out these clouds in Alabama.

:eek:

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Wow! Never seen anything like that... is there any sort of explanation ?

There was. Ima try to find it...

Here's the story at YahooNews. Click the main pic for a couple more pics.

Wiki article on Kelvin-Helmholtz Waves.

Basically the same thing happens when you put liquid creamer in your coffee, and pull your straw across the creamer gently.

Cool ! Chris Walcek , the meteorologist in the article, gave a good explanation.

Sharks.

So, what you're saying is, it's like having clouds in your coffee? :p:

Those clouds are perrrrrfectly natural... but spooky as hell! :eek:

This photo was on FB with the story:
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It would have been ironic had the mountain lion eaten the hunter.

Or at least in a great (woods)urban legend.

Very snopesworthy photo

http://www.snopes.com/photos/hunting/stalking.asp

Dammit.

Looking again, I notice the hillside is sloping down to the right, but the stance and posture of the kitteh matches a slope down to the left. Should have flipped the image. Apart from that, it is pretty well done.

Any time you slip a pasted item behind some aspects of the real photo, like branches or leaves, it goes a long way toward making it more realistic. Also, the flash lighting of both makes them blend well.

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The Coke. It's a lie.

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Yeah, really?