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HungLikeJesus 01-05-2012 01:11 PM

All the other dogs would laugh and call him names.

ZenGum 01-05-2012 06:27 PM

And what happens when the other dogs go to sniff his butt???

Gravdigr 01-06-2012 04:24 PM

It's magic in that it made all you grown people watch dogs poop over and over.

TheMercenary 01-06-2012 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 783360)
...

Like father, like son.

infinite monkey 01-06-2012 05:53 PM

Hahahaha! Because there's no caption to that I wondered to what you were referring. So I clicked on the arrow.

I know, isn't that picture funny? I got it from retronaut. Thanks for captioning it. :)

Gravdigr 01-08-2012 06:58 PM

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Didja see what Tiger Woods' ex, Elin, did with the $12 million mansion she bought?

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classicman 01-08-2012 07:28 PM

Home donations from Tiger's ex-wife aid Habitat for Humanity
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Workers found extensive damage from termites and carpenter ants in the six bedrooms, eight bathrooms, kitchen and other areas in the two-story home with two elevators. County records show the home was built in 1932. Nordegren bought the house a year ago for $12.3 million.

"No wonder she tore the place down. The infestation was all over. You could put your fingers right through the wood," Blodgett said.

ZenGum 01-08-2012 08:32 PM

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"You could put your fingers right through T. Woods," Blodgett said.
Well if she'd done that in the first place, maybe now ...

Damn, chicka, inspection before purchase. :smack:

Gravdigr 01-09-2012 02:42 AM

Well, shit! There was nothing about that in the article I saw. Pretty much takes the WTF right out don't it?

ETA: The donating of the stuff from the house to HforH is actually pretty cool.

Gravdigr 01-09-2012 08:12 AM

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It happened again.

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DanaC 01-09-2012 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by limey (Post 785175)
Oh!! Ooooh, dripping!! You can't buy that anymore. [translator] it's beef fat, rendered from roast meat. [/translator]
Fantastic for roasting potatoes or, heaven help me, spreading on warm toast. [nostalgic sigh].

Can at my village butchers :)

limey 01-09-2012 11:41 AM

DanaC - bring some next time we meet! Puh-lease!

glatt 01-10-2012 10:09 AM

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glatt 01-10-2012 11:28 AM

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Just so you know, he doesn't do birds any more. I saw it in the paper and knew you would want to know.

infinite monkey 01-10-2012 11:58 AM

What. Duh. Fuuuuuuuu?

:lol2:

wolf 01-10-2012 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 786232)

You have to stop putting your ice cube trays in the freezer upside down.

infinite monkey 01-10-2012 05:16 PM

I just almost snorted pop out my nose. :lol:

Clodfobble 01-11-2012 11:01 AM

Pop, which you wrote, is very different from poop, which I read.

infinite monkey 01-11-2012 12:29 PM

Well crap (pun intended) THAT almost made a salad leaf come out my nose! :lol:

TheMercenary 01-12-2012 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 786481)

Cool pic. Do you know anything about it?

footfootfoot 01-12-2012 08:05 AM

Christian Troelstrup is a clothing store in Copenhagen

TheMercenary 01-12-2012 08:08 AM

Cool, thanks.

footfootfoot 01-12-2012 08:54 AM

Here's the story about the image:
http://www.troelstrup.com/en-GB/Troe...tage/1936.aspx

TheMercenary 01-12-2012 09:31 AM

That is more what I was looking for...

BigV 01-13-2012 01:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 771143)
I opened my freezer only to find a WTF? icecube. No disturbance during freezing, regular tap water.

Go figure.


because it's really really cold in there.

Gravdigr 01-13-2012 03:49 AM

Huh. Pretty cool.

Gravdigr 01-13-2012 04:08 AM

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Now, I love me some Lonesome Dove. I mean, I realllllly love Lonesome Dove...

...but, dayum!

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The fresh one on the left is one Capt. Augustus MacCrae, Texas Ranger. On the right, you can just see Capt. Woodrow F. Call, Texas Ranger.

FYI: They don't put up with dawdlin' service, or, surly bartenders.

ZenGum 01-13-2012 06:30 AM

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I was gonna IotD this, but it's Friday and this aint cute n fuzzy.

This, according to this link, and from the Hunterian Museum in London, is the skull of a child with the baby teeth just about to drop out and the adult teeth ready to emerge.

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glatt 01-13-2012 07:14 AM

fascinating. Makes you wonder what the adult teeth look like as they are forming in the jaw. Do they grow, or do they start out at the full size but go from being indistinct to being really distinctive, like a Star Trek transporter person materializing.

limey 01-13-2012 07:19 AM

Makes me wonder what happens to the space left by the descended tooth ...

HungLikeJesus 01-13-2012 08:05 AM

The bottom, middle two look like small feet.

infinite monkey 01-13-2012 08:18 AM

I read that as "smell like small feet."

I wondered how you knew that.

Clodfobble 01-13-2012 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by glatt
fascinating. Makes you wonder what the adult teeth look like as they are forming in the jaw. Do they grow, or do they start out at the full size but go from being indistinct to being really distinctive, like a Star Trek transporter person materializing.

I guess your kids' dentist didn't do regular x-rays and show them to you... The ones in my son's mouth started out invisible, then the next time we saw them they were high up, indistinct, and maybe 3/4 size, now they are lower, full-size, and more distinct, but not yet as opaque as his emerged teeth.

Except the two that are missing. His next x-ray in May will show whether those two teeth were just delayed behind the others, or if they're not going to form at all. The dentist said it happens in about 5% of the population, and his jaw doesn't seem to have any natural crowding, so we'll probably want to get a bridge put in or else his other teeth will spread out and he'll have a gap between every tooth.

HungLikeJesus 01-13-2012 09:11 AM

Aren't you worried that all those X-rays will fry his brain?

glatt 01-13-2012 09:15 AM

That's cool. I never went to the dentist with them. It was always my wife.

The body is so fascinating. How do the bone cells in that spot in the jaw know to turn into teeth cells? I know it's all encoded in the DNA and stem cells and such, but that doesn't mean my brain can grasp it.

glatt 01-13-2012 09:17 AM

Oh and the frying the brain things was something I always wondered about too. But it turns out since dentists have gone with digital sensors in xrays instead of film, they can use much lower powered xrays than they used to. The sensors are that much more sensitive. So the dental xrays are safer than ever.

infinite monkey 01-13-2012 09:19 AM

That's what my front tooth looked like in second grade when I fell on the playground and knocked my permanent tooth up into my skull.

footfootfoot 01-13-2012 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 787516)
The body is so fascinating. How do the bone cells in that spot in the jaw know to turn into teeth cells?

It's very complicated and scientific and has something to do with the baby jesus, so don't worry about it. You wouldn't understand it.

GunMaster357 01-13-2012 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 787445)
fascinating. Makes you wonder what the adult teeth look like as they are forming in the jaw. Do they grow, or do they start out at the full size but go from being indistinct to being really distinctive, like a Star Trek transporter person materializing.

They have to grow inside the jaws. As far as I know, the only adult size organs a baby is born with are his eyes.

Clodfobble 01-13-2012 02:54 PM

Hang on, what? A baby's eyes grow plenty. Not as impressive a growth compared to how much everything else is going to grow, but they definitely do get bigger.

footfootfoot 01-13-2012 06:28 PM

Myth buster. What are you gonna tell us next, there's no Easter Bunny?

infinite monkey 01-13-2012 06:35 PM

pffft. Three words. Infant boy's balls.

They're insane! (Yeah, I know they get normal and grow with the kid but right when they're born? It's nuts!) :lol:

monster 01-13-2012 06:42 PM

So....the adult teeth keep growing untl they break the surface. they're full size then. They get some of their "nutrition" by pushing on the roots of the teeth they will replace and absorbing them. that's why baby teeth have no roots when they come out. If the adult teeth are improperly aligned and not directly above the baby teeth, they can end up smaller than average, and the baby teeth with most likely have to be pulled because they do not lose their roots and stay firmly put.

Also, this is why dentsist like to remove impacted wisdom teeth that are apparently doing no harm except for being a bit sideways -if they start to touch the root of the molar in front of it, they will start to absorb and weaken it.

At least this is my understanding of what I've learned from our various dentists and orthodondists over the past 10 years or so......

Mayor of Shekou 01-14-2012 06:33 AM

this really made me say wtf? why!?

http://bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/u...-doubtfire.jpg

glatt 01-14-2012 06:37 AM

Thanks for that explanation monster.

Shekou, you're not a huge Mrs. Doubtfire fan, are you?

Gravdigr 01-14-2012 07:00 AM

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footfootfoot 01-14-2012 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 787799)
pffft. Three words. Infant boy's balls.

They're insane! (Yeah, I know they get normal and grow with the kid but right when they're born? It's nuts!) :lol:

They're nuts. plural agreement. pay attention please, this is a beginner's error.

BigV 01-15-2012 12:47 PM

that's genderist!

Sundae 01-16-2012 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 787511)
I guess your kids' dentist didn't do regular x-rays and show them to you...

I have had one X-Ray in my life. It showed I needed more than one filling.
They called back, they'd looked at someone else XRay.

Still no work done on my teeth - hurray!
If I believed in jinxes I wouldn't have written that, as I am due a check-up this month. Argh. Still, 39 isn't bad.

Mayor of Shekou 01-17-2012 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 787896)
Thanks for that explanation monster.

Shekou, you're not a huge Mrs. Doubtfire fan, are you?

Uhhhhh, well, uuuuhhhhhhhhhh......



No.


But even if I was...... Oh Nevermind!

plthijinx 01-17-2012 10:05 PM

WTF?

okokok per classic....nsfw

clone your willy (or meow!)

classicman 01-17-2012 10:13 PM

and you found THAT while playing BF3????

plthijinx 01-17-2012 11:37 PM

no MW3. and no, don't move it, it's classy right where it is! lmao!!!

Gravdigr 01-18-2012 11:40 AM

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Undertoad 01-18-2012 12:38 PM

¿Why would you go for one Russian, when for just 40 more, you could have three Malaysians?

Pete Zicato 01-18-2012 12:39 PM

Plus, you know, it's more fun to take your time.

footfootfoot 01-18-2012 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 788934)
¿Why would you go for one Russian, when for just 40 more, you could have three Malaysians?

Great minds think alike.

Rhianne 01-18-2012 04:24 PM

Surely everyone knows that bigger isn't always best. Go for quality, not quantity!

ZenGum 01-18-2012 06:37 PM

Sometimes quan-titty is quality.

Flint 01-18-2012 09:56 PM

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but more than a mouthful is wasted.


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