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wolf 03-22-2012 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 801478)
Can someone please tell me where this is?

'Cause, I need to make sure I never, ever accidentally find myself there...[insert full-body shudder]

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I'm guessing Ireland. Travellers. Next week on my Big Fat Gypsy Wedding ....

Gravdigr 03-26-2012 05:18 PM

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What in the fuck is going on at the Warren County (KY) Jail? Are they beating motherfuckers cross-eyed down there or what? Are the majority criminals COCK!-eyed? What gives? The Warren County Correctional Institute for Cock-Eyed Optimism? Did somebody give all these fellows the crook-eye? Is it something in the water?

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wolf 03-26-2012 05:37 PM

Fight the power. I'm guessing they do it on purpose.

ZenGum 03-26-2012 06:16 PM

I dunno, you can stare in, like number three, but one and four are staring outwards. That's hard.

classicman 03-26-2012 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 803859)
What in the fuck is going on at the Warren County (KY) Jail? Are they beating motherfuckers cross-eyed down there or what?

Well it is KY... :eek:

Gravdigr 03-27-2012 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by classicman (Post 803931)
Well it is KY... :eek:

I figgered someone would go there, ;), but, we (my town/county) have 200 inmates, not one walleye in the bunch.

However, I do know a guy who is universally identified as 'Cock-Eyed Chris', cuz we got a bunch o' ppl called Chris.

classicman 03-27-2012 03:19 PM

lol

Gravdigr 03-28-2012 04:05 PM

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Caption says "Detroit Prius", but, I think that's a New Yawk plate.

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Gravdigr 03-28-2012 04:07 PM

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Alien?

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He puts his shirts on like pants.

Gravdigr 03-28-2012 04:13 PM

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How the hell did it get there? Bad directions? Did he use the elevator?

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RellikLaerec 03-28-2012 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 804333)
Alien?

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He puts his shirts on like pants.

No... That's Peter Griffin! :D

FloridaDragon 03-29-2012 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 804335)
How the hell did it get there? Bad directions? Did he use the elevator?

All I can say is I sure hope they disabled the tracks on that thing ... he decides to move back a couple feet to get a better grab on something and ... that first step is a doozy.

Beest 03-29-2012 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 804332)
Caption says "Detroit Prius", but, I think that's a New Yawk plate.

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meh, still got wheels

Gravdigr 03-30-2012 05:24 PM

So...pearlfish.


ZenGum 03-30-2012 06:56 PM

:eek:

W.


T.

F??????

Rhianne 03-30-2012 07:01 PM

Someone at the last place I worked could do that. And did. Regularly.

Sheldonrs 03-30-2012 08:11 PM

Usually it's the cucumber going in.

Dagney 03-30-2012 09:22 PM

Yet another reason to never swim in the ocean. Holy crow!

Sundae 03-31-2012 02:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Rhianne (Post 804645)
Someone at the last place I worked could do that. And did. Regularly.

Hide during the daytime up the arse of another species?
Hmmmm.
As a metaphor I think I get it.

richlevy 03-31-2012 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Sundae (Post 804664)
Hide during the daytime up the arse of another species?
Hmmmm.
As a metaphor I think I get it.

Sort of like Tea Party Republicans:D

Time to get your own party guys.

Griff 03-31-2012 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Rhianne (Post 804645)
Someone at the last place I worked could do that. And did. Regularly.

From now on, I will use the term pearl fish to describe this work place behavior. Thank you, that is perfect.

Undertoad 03-31-2012 10:04 AM

"pearl fishing" is a good term for female masturbation

Undertoad 03-31-2012 10:05 AM

or whatever

ZenGum 03-31-2012 06:20 PM

I'm still freaked out by this.

Could it be some kind of symbiotic relation, where the sea cucumber also gets some kind of benefit?

Or does the kinky lil' devil just like it?

Gravdigr 04-01-2012 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 804746)
Could it be some kind of symbiotic relation, where the sea cucumber also gets some kind of benefit?

Or does the kinky lil' devil just like it?

Sea cucumbers must be Japanese.

:p:

TheMercenary 04-01-2012 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 803859)
What in the fuck is going on at the Warren County (KY) Jail? Are they beating motherfuckers cross-eyed down there or what? Are the majority criminals COCK!-eyed? What gives? The Warren County Correctional Institute for Cock-Eyed Optimism? Did somebody give all these fellows the crook-eye? Is it something in the water?

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Which one is the Mob claiming is Zimmerman? The White guy or the Black guy?

Scriveyn 04-02-2012 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 804843)
Sea cucumbers must be Japanese.

:p:

Think Chinese turducken: Steamed stuffed sea cucumber recipe (for minced meat alternatively use pearl fish :o )

glatt 04-02-2012 02:20 PM

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I'm on vacation in London with the family right now. Not sure how this will post from the phone. But it's a WTF for sure. Look at the decorations in this super expensive London condo I saw in the window of a real estate office in one of the neighborhoods.
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Gravdigr 04-02-2012 03:29 PM

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"Share of Freehold"? Is that like a timeshare?

£2.35 mil, for a timeshare?:eek:

BTW: Why do they have that picture of Tina Fey?

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wolf 04-02-2012 03:49 PM

That's my London digs. Endangered species antlers and Sarah Palin. Works perfectly for my decor. I don't like that light fixture, though.

Gravdigr 04-02-2012 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf (Post 804963)
...Endangered species antlers...

:lol2: Moose are only endangered in Alabama, and Cuba.

limey 04-03-2012 02:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 804954)
"Share of Freehold"? Is that like a timeshare?

£2.35 mil, for a timeshare?:eek:

BTW: Why do they have that picture of Tina Fey?

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I think it means you own outright only part of the building. "Freehold" as apart from "leasehold" where you'd own part of the building for a fixed period of time (often leases start at 99 years, but they're tricky to sell on when they're down to just a few years. My parents life in London started in the four-year tail-end of a lease. Looking back, we'd never have been able to afford to live in that area any other way).

Nirvana 04-03-2012 09:16 AM

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I like dogs "butt" I ain't wearing these...


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Gravdigr 04-06-2012 11:57 AM

I like sheep dogs and I cannot lie,
You other brothers can't deny,
When I see a little bung
covered by a dog tongue,
I get sprung!

Gravdigr 04-06-2012 12:03 PM

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Wow...Just...ƒucking wow!!!

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And a video to show ya how it got that way...don't show 'em stacking the tankers though. But, still...



Wow!

BigV 04-06-2012 12:33 PM

yes, impressive. don't think they're tankers though. I thought they were barges, then I looked up "casco", a smaller vessel like a barge used as a "lighter" a vessel used to lighten the load on another ship for travel through shallow water, like a canal. So, big hollow boats.

Very cool video and the Blue Marlin is freakin awesome. I've seen her, or one like her doing that kind of self powered drydock move before (though I can't remember where at the moment). Might have been in person out in Puget Sound. It will come to me, someday.

Gravdigr 04-08-2012 04:18 PM

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Justin Gomez & Selena Bieber

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dmg1969 04-09-2012 11:30 AM

Not quite the "doggie-style" I had in mind...

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Originally Posted by Nirvana (Post 805082)
I like dogs "butt" I ain't wearing these...


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Gravdigr 04-12-2012 02:55 PM

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Hey, I found Waldo!

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ZenGum 04-12-2012 06:51 PM

Don't hide a needle in a haystack. Hide it in a packet of needles.

Gravdigr 04-16-2012 11:39 AM

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Ok, let's see here...LBJ...JFK...Robert McNam---WTF? Is that a periscope?

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Why is there a periscope in the room?

Gravdigr 04-16-2012 12:11 PM

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Conductor: "End o'the line, folks! Or, not..."

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BigV 04-16-2012 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 806705)
Ok, let's see here...LBJ...JFK...Robert McNam---WTF? Is that a periscope?

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Why is there a periscope in the room?

My guess is that is a periscope (sure looks like one) and that the other end protrudes from (one of) the "undisclosed locations" members of this circle sometimes gather. Perhaps this is the non electronic backup for surveying the immediate surroundings.

classicman 04-16-2012 02:45 PM

They're down in the "Underground Bunker" and the periscope is to safely look about after the zombies take over the land.

Rhianne 04-16-2012 03:12 PM

The jpg title is presidentkennedymercurylaunch.

I'm guessing it's 1961 and they're in a bunker at the launch site watching the first American being fired off into space.

classicman 04-16-2012 03:23 PM

but but but ... What about the ZOMBIES???

glatt 04-16-2012 03:23 PM

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The out-of-focus guy on the far right in the background, possibly speaking into a microphone, and sporting a trademark flat top buzz cut looks a lot like longtime mission control leader Gene Kranz.
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Rhianne 04-16-2012 03:41 PM

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Maybe here....

Sundae 04-16-2012 03:54 PM

Weirdly, that looks like my local Sainsburys. Not now, but when I lived in Greenwich.
Except they'd turfed theirs.

I always assumed it was some sort of green heat gathering/ heat outlet apparatus.

ZenGum 04-16-2012 07:19 PM

Train wreck pic: I sometimes see where a train line ends, and it is "blocked" by a pile of dirt and rocks about three feet high, probably weighs a couple of tons. A loaded goods train weighs in the 1,000s of tons range - that little heap ain't gonna do squat :lol: .

Gravdigr 04-17-2012 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 806783)
Train wreck pic: I sometimes see where a train line ends, and it is "blocked" by a pile of dirt and rocks about three feet high, probably weighs a couple of tons. A loaded goods train weighs in the 1,000s of tons range - that little heap ain't gonna do squat :lol: .

They shoulda got Ned.

Ned woulda said: "I got this shit."



I was gonna buy "Unstoppable", just because of Ned.

Gravdigr 04-17-2012 01:25 PM

Somebody please tell me who the guy sitting on Lyndon Johnson's right is.

I know I know who he is, but, damned if I can come up w/a name.

jimhelm 04-17-2012 01:42 PM

that's Bob

BigV 04-17-2012 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 806915)
Somebody please tell me who the guy sitting on Lyndon Johnson's right is.

I know I know who he is, but, damned if I can come w/a name.

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Originally Posted by jimhelm (Post 806916)
that's Bob

Lyndon Johnson's right hand man.

Gravdigr 04-17-2012 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by jimhelm (Post 806916)
that's Bob

I need his name, not what he does.

Rhianne 04-17-2012 03:25 PM

From: http://consolidatednews.photoshelter...000AdY2D4wwH.k

"A briefing is given by Major Rocco Petrone to United States President John F. Kennedy during a tour of Blockhouse 34 at the Cape Canaveral Missile Test Annex, Cape Canaveral, Florida on September 11, 1962. Also visible in the photo, from left, National Aeronautics and Space Administration Administrator James Webb, United States Vice President Lyndon B. Johnson, Doctor Kurt Debus, President Kennedy, unidentified, United States Secretary of Defense Robert McNamara, and unidentified..Credit: NASA via CNP"

burns334 04-17-2012 07:17 PM

If he's between JFK and McNamara he must be a 4 star (general)

Undertoad 04-17-2012 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by jimhelm (Post 806916)
that's Bob

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 806920)
I need his name, not what he does.

Our digr, the team player, stepping up his game while footy is out.

Gravdigr 04-18-2012 06:37 PM

:D

Gravdigr 04-18-2012 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Rhianne (Post 806936)
From: http://consolidatednews.photoshelter...000AdY2D4wwH.k

"A briefing is given by Major Rocco Petrone to United States President John F. Kennedy during a tour of Blockhouse 34 at the Cape Canaveral Missile Test Annex, Cape Canaveral, Florida on September 11, 1962. Also visible in the photo, from left, National Aeronautics and Space Administration Administrator James Webb, United States Vice President Lyndon B. Johnson, Doctor Kurt Debus, President Kennedy, unidentified, United States Secretary of Defense Robert McNamara, and unidentified..Credit: NASA via CNP"

Thank you so much.:)


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