It's not going to yank itself now, is it?

possible, but I think you'll find that you are perhaps in Nidd. Hence my apology to Carruthers who will find it hard to get around you (as the bishop said to the actress)

Under the circumstances a reverse diagonal is the only way forward so...

Morden

Well! I am forced to apply Fotherinhaye’s Contingent Manouevre, I’m afraid, bringing demised stations into play as an Extreme Tactic under Tutt’s Rules and say York Road.


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Sharp practice there, limey.

The convention is that you only do that in conjunction with a vertical shunt at Kensington High Street or, at the very least, Brompton Road.

However, we'll let that one pass.

Fairlop.

I'm going to invoke the "Former Colonist's Exclusion Addendum" to Tutt's Rules (par. 784 sub. 27f) and say Crote Spokeham.

"Doin' the horizontal shunt", that's dirty

That guy who visits least used stations, and once travelled to one with Sundae's brother Steve, points out that Roding Valley is the least-used underground station and so that is my play this morning

leading naturally to Chad Valley, where the Chavs Dally (for a bit of early seasonal cheap toy shopping)