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OK, maybe more than one. :yesnod:

Say Ira, I heard there's 13 year old in that house with a Colt.45.
Appalling, Lamar, it's illegal and immoral for a youth to consume alcohol.
Ira, I feel it's my civic duty to intercede on behalf of the community.
Yes, Lamar, it would be shameful to turn our backs on a fellow human being gone astray.
Then it's agreed, Ira, we shall have an intervention, but we must proceed with stealth, so as not to frighten the child.
Splendid thought, Lamar, lead on.

Man, they are strict in PA.

Apparently 'No' means "No."...

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...as well as "Stop, or I will smack you in the eye with a skillet!"

ƒucking idjit.

Who sleeps with a frying pan?

He's lucky all she had to hand was a frying pan. It did a nice job, though ...

So we have discovered the identity of Person Man. Triangle Man was justified.

Person Man was hit on the head with a frying pan. He also lost a fight with Triangle Man.

Ah. Thank you.

[accordion solo]:D:D:D:D:D

From Reuters

Quote:

By Eric M. Johnson

SEATTLE (Reuters) - A 73-year-old man who had been pulled over for driving without his headlights was arrested by a Seattle police officer after he tried to snort cocaine in front of the stunned patrolman, authorities said on Friday.

After the officer checked the man's license and registration during the traffic stop on Tuesday evening, the patrolman walked back to the man's Toyota. When he peered into the car he saw the man "portioning out a scoop of cocaine from a small glass vial," the department said in a statement.

"What is that? Are you kidding?" Officer Nic Abts-Olsen can be heard saying to the man in an exchange captured by the patrol car's dashboard camera. "You're about to snort coke on the side of the road?"

The man was startled to see Abts-Olsen and spilled the white powder on his hands and on the car floor, telling the officer it was "vitamins."

"Finally, the man relented, complimented Officer Abts-Olsen on his keen detection skills and admitted that snorting cocaine in the middle of a traffic stop was, perhaps, a poor decision," the department's statement said.

The man was arrested and booked into the King County Jail for narcotics possession.

Abts-Olsen told the man, who had an unblemished driving record, that he was going to let him off with a warning for driving without his headlights, but for the cocaine.

(Reporting by Eric M. Johnson in Seattle; Editing by Sandra Maler)

It was perfectly safe, he had a cruiser with flashing lights behind him so nobody would hit him while he was doing a line beside the road. Besides, he's 73, how's he supposed to remember the cop's coming back? It also clears up why he couldn't find his license to chop that line with. ;)

I thought maybe the bump was to keep him awake til the cop came back to the car.

Sounds like it was dusk, so, he was probably returning form the early-bird special...

Or he was firing himself up to get those pesky kids off his lawn when he got home.:crone:

Only people that do, or have done coke know to refer to a small line as a bump. Guess we're both outed now.

Three's company... lol