Feeding snakes.

The way they are keeping those snakes is criminal.

Dude knows how to handle himself, *and* the snakes.

Impressive cool.

FUCK. THAT. SHIT.


Also: Are those cobras cross-eyed or what??? That level of fail trying to strike at the mice (I realize they are dead, and maybe not warm) would equal not surviving the wild, looks like.

Fuck those snakes sideways with a dead dingo dick.

I would have closed the door, though, sheesh.

My experience with snakes is limited, but I have had several as pets across the years. When it comes to live feeding, one of the perils of training your snake that the warm wiggling thing equals a tasty meal is that your hand is (very) unfortunately warm and wiggly too. Getting a mistake bite from my corn snake is a surprise, getting a bite from my boa or my anaconda was a surprise and quite painful. Getting a bite from one of those cobras... how did my friend put it?? FUCK THAT SHIT, or, more precisely, my shit would be fucked. no, I would much prefer to train them, from the earliest possible opportunity, that warm does not equal food.

There's MUCH to be said of the advantages of not having to keep a living menagerie / snake pantry. Buying them in bulk, frozen and feeding one at a time after defrosting is waaay easier.

Use a microwave. About five minutes at full power after putting in the frozen food and the snake. :yesnod:

Nope...

Eh, who needs sleep? Sleep is highly overrated.

Nope, nope, nope...

Yeah, they don't calls 'em "customers" so much as "bait".

President Michelle Obama

Heard in a CB discussion today. I may not sleep for a month!

Nope, nope, fuckin' nope!!!!!

Know what to do.

don't move, huge spider, while I look you up on the internet to figure out whether to smash you