by all means.





laptop and digirecorder too?

Yes, then we can put on a show for the others who couldn't make it.


What about props?

yes?

Battery operated or mains power...oh oh...pull cord ones would be better?

No, my tongue doen't need batteries.

Do you taste yummy?

yes, i just showered



do you?

yes, like coconuts. coconuts are good... especially with lime in them

do you think i should go wake up my BF and jump on the bed and annoy him.. or have another drink and stay on the internet another wasted 5 hours

Um...sun sparkz..while that is not a 'yes' or 'no' question, I vote YES.

Do you have an STD?

Yes, I drive a stick, it's cheaper and easier to maintain than an AUTO.

Have you ever been tested for AIDS?

Yes.

have you?

Not necessary; as a precaution, I only have sex with virgins or really shy women.

Has anyone else?

Yes.


Are you completely full of shite?

No, I'm full of Sunni

Is Ohio a good place to live?

Compared to being dead, yes.


Will the weather cooperate for camping this weekend?

You betcha -- *me packs for the Sangre de Cristos*

do you enjoy drinking The Blood of Christ?

I dont think so


WTF is that?

yes or no, please.


Will you please restate your question?

No, he has already left for now


do you enjoy asking yes or no questions?

yep.


Although the hard part is imagining that they're part of some "conversation". Don't you agree?

yes, but that is because strange people can respond to questions meant for others.


Do you answer the questions for other people?

Flint says everybody on AG says yes.


That wasn't hard, was it?

yes it was, i wasn't about ready to go looking through old posts for that


Is anyone else running out of questions?

Yes. But that's because my personality rarely asks questions.

Is it freakin' friday yet?

yes.

didn't you get the memo?

No. Damnit! I always miss the good stuff!

Anyone else have any kind of festivals going on right now?

Yes but it was upside down and I thought it said "owew."

Q: Are you ready?

I guess kinky vixen was ready before I was.

yep. got my E-ticket right here.


am i tall enough to go on the ride though?

yes.

Promise to keep your hands inside the ride at all times?

No. What fun is that?

If I lose my arm will you help me find it?

sure, I'd give you a hand. [/rimshot]


are you prepared for more lame jokes?

no.

did you think i was?

yes

arent you always prepared?

yes

did you know i was a scout?

no, a scout like Alec Baldwin?




was it packed full 'o fun?

Yes, just like that shower we had the other day ;)


So am I the only lame person working on this fine Saturday?

no




does posting here today make me lame?

No, unless I'm lame too :)


Do you think I'm lame? :smack:

I'll have to get back to you on that.




Do you want to do fun things this weekend?

Yes, I am very much looking forward to getting off of work


Do you have fun plans too?

Yes, of course.




Do you smoke?

No, but I'm smokin' hot!


Do you use illegal substances?

No.




Do illegal substances use you?

Wasn't going to call it an accident, but considering it was done with my ex? I'll say yes....and one of us :lovers: in a moment of passion at my office accidentally grabbed the fire alarm bar and broke it, causing the alarm to sound. Fired dept. dispatched. The couple (who will remain nameless) came out telling a fib (burning in hell for this one) that a broom fell against it, became wedged, and broke it. Stupidest lie ever, with lots of shrugging and I dunnohs in the parking lot of the office.

Did you ever wonder while driving in your car on a freeway if you were really moving or if the Gods were pulling the asphalt back and moving the lines in the road for you?

err...no

Should I go have a nanna nap?

Yes; but, don't do it while you're driving.

Will you dream about all of us?

yes

(when i started this thread i never thought it would get this far)

does any else dream about boxing matches between william schattner and david hasslehof?

no




do your dreams incorporate tv programs when on while you sleep?

Yes

Do you Lucid Dream?

yes , " life is but a dream , Sha-Boom !! "


when you dream is it sexual ????

no (dammit)


did you have a good sleep?

yes

do you have sexual dreams about cellarites?

no, just ducks



do you?

yes - but I dont have to say who do i?

Do you like full feathers or none?

yes? no? *is bery confuzzled now*




was that an intent to confuse me?

no, i got it.

would you consider chey on ducks masturbation material?

Its my aim to confuse you Chey, I'm glad its working....but I aint answering Kagen question :p

Yes, I'll buy the video.

Did you have a nice weekend?

yes, ducks and chey came. then we went to my house

did you get the video i sent you?

Yes. It's a bit messy now - hope you don't mind.

Does oxyclean really get everything off?

no, you will have to get yourself off alone.



need a hand?