First-hand accounts from firefighters who were at ground zero on 9/11. I haven't even got the words. I've managed to read a few of them... some pretty powerful narratives. Damn.

Dante's Inferno updated test

I scored:

Second Level of Hell

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.


take the test here

Ding,Ding, 5th level, watch your step please.
The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.:haha:

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis
You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
Move outta the way of those stairs Bruce. I gotta go down one.

I'm right there with you Novice in the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis. I think my favorite question was A pimp is a good thing to be, True or False. I was tempted to answer True just for the hell of it.

Third Level of Hell

In the third circle, you find yourself amidst eternal rain, maledict, cold, and heavy. The gluttons are punished here, lying in the filthy mixture of shadows and of putrid water. Because you consumed in excess, you meet your fate beneath the cold, dirty rain, amidst the other souls that there lay unhappily in the stinking mud. Cerebus, a canine monster cruel and uncouth with his three heads and red eyes, dwells in this level. He growls and tears at the damned with his teeth and claws.

Hey, my level has a puppy!!

That same site has a Personality Disorder Test

It thinks I'm paranoid and narcissistic.

I think people are out to get me, but I'm so cool I deserve their attention, I guess ...

Apparently I'm histrionic and narcissistic.

I demand attention and *know* that I deserve it. :)

I'm everything but schizoid.
:3eye:

Hey I only go to purgatory... That's not funny, I thought my life was much mor interesting than that.

High on narcissistic and moderate on histrionic... But you only can get negative results!

Second Level of Hell, probably because I am:

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

Sixth Circle, land of the heretics. I expect lots of company.

(I also got Very High for Gluttonous, Wrathful and Gloomy and Fraudulent/Malicious/Panderers, and High for Lust and Treacherous. Woohoo!)

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Moderate
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

Yay!

I'm on Dis as well, with Wrath/Gloomy and gluttony as runners up. I'm a bit surprised at the second one.

I've got moderate Schizoid, Schizotypal, Avoidant, and Obsessive-Compulsive traits, too. No surprises.

Amy Carter, they aren't.

Rating Information
Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: Very High
Avoidant: High
Dependent: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

You and me both Wolf

It's funny Brigliadore, I paused over the same question. After all, who would take care of the girls if the pimp wasn't around. Common sense prevailed but it was touch and go.:D

The latest Homeland Security Gizmo.

A cool site is playaholics.com

i'm completely sane.....

which is just insane.

and i'm better than all of you, because i scored low in everything except Narcissistic which was moderate.

Ok I wasn't going to say how I did on that test but since your going to rub in how "normal" you are then I have just got to say this. I scored low on everything :p

I do think being normal is all relative, I know I am a strange person, and no test is going to change that. That test said I was "normal", maybe what it meant is I am so normal, I'm abnormal.

i was saying i'm better than you all for the irony (narcissism).

and i think you'd have to be fairly normal to get along with hp.

opposites attract.

Dude, I'm so normal it hurts. I just writhe around on the floor in agony, hurting from the overwhelming normalcy. My cat's breath smells like cat food.

that's not normalcy that's causing the pain. your butt plug is too big....get a smaller one.



was that out of line?

Me normal? No, I think its our collective weirdness that keeps me and HP together.

Funny, too too funny.

here's a nice medium one you could try:

http://www.edenfantasys.com/SexToysB...s_DJ024410.jpg

Oh no, some asshole has my pen!

I told you to stop taking that thing to work! No one wants to see your stupid butt plug....
:rolleyes:

Dude, that's you solution to everything. Oh, don't get me wrong, I'm not disagreeing... you're brilliant. Thank you.

I'm not sure how legitimate this is, but it's certainly interesting.

"Rainbow" is supposedly a children's show from the UK, which was aired in the late 70s and early 80s. There was one infamous episode, called the "innuendo episode" these days, which contains a suprising number of veiled sexual references.

Well, after further digging, it looks like it's semi-legitimate. The episode was created by the cast of Rainbow, but never aired for children:
Still funny though.

The coffin cam on see me rot. :eek:

The Manifestos are back.

Need UN intervention? Fill out this handy form.

Holy Cow, I fell for that so hard I'm crapping fishhooks. That was hilarious! :3eye:

That color scheme made me ill.

Once you register, you can change the color scheme. There are currently 10 to choose from.

The default seemed like a good idea at the time, but I think it'll be changed.

Shouldn't be a problem now.

do you think the guy with the shrimp sign is serious, or just fucking with the gay bashers?

Don't mermaids have scales?

fooled me. on second look, i noticed the disclaimer at the very bottom of the page. The problem was that i was straight when i looked at that this morning. Don;t worry, that situation has now been rectified
:blunt:

Life would be more fun without disclaimers.:)

The cruel site of the day.

Something fun to wrap around your head
 

The NeoFiles
R.U. Sirius has been one of my favorite writers for a couple of years. He's offbeat, funny, wickedly intelligent, and just plain weird. I even joined a political movement because of him. I'm not too sure about the brain supplements, but I love his writing.

Separate the red from the blue. Interesting, and tricky. I only tried it once, and beat it wth a time of 185.

Waltyer Potter liked to stuff animals and birds. He also liked to create tableaus with them.;)

Okay, seems that some station in North Carolina was allowing people to just get on a website to post school and business closings. However, they didn't screen the postings before putting them directly to the TV. Here are some of the screen shots that people have collected and put on this site. Some are more funny than others, but worth enjoying.

http://mercury.rh.ncsu.edu/tww-closings/

I'm only going to Purgatory, despite:

<table width="300" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0" border="0"><tr><td width="180"><font face="arial" size="-1"><b>Disorder</b></font></td><td width="120"><font face="arial" size="-1"><b>Rating</b></font></td></tr><tr><td><font face="arial" size="-1"><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/disorder_information2.html#paranoid">Paranoid</a>:</font></td><td><font color="#cc0033" face="arial" size="-1">High</font></td></tr><tr><td><font face="arial" size="-1"><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/disorder_information2.html#schizoid">Schizoid</a>:</font></td><td><font color="#990099" face="arial" size="-1">Moderate</font></td></tr><tr><td><font face="arial" size="-1"><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/disorder_information2.html#schizotypal">Schizotypal</a>:</font></td><td><font color="#ff0000" face="arial" size="-1">Very High</font></td></tr><tr><td><font face="arial" size="-1"><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/disorder_information2.html#antisocial">Antisocial</a>:</font></td><td><font color="#990099" face="arial" size="-1">Moderate</font></td></tr><tr><td><font face="arial" size="-1"><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/disorder_information2.html#borderline">Borderline</a>:</font></td><td><font color="#000099" face="arial" size="-1">Low</font></td></tr><tr><td><font face="arial" size="-1"><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/disorder_information2.html#histrionic">Histrionic</a>:</font></td><td><font color="#990099" face="arial" size="-1">Moderate</font></td></tr><tr><td><font face="arial" size="-1"><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/disorder_information2.html#narcissistic">Narcissistic</a>:</font></td><td><font color="#990099" face="arial" size="-1">Moderate</font></td></tr><tr><td><font face="arial" size="-1"><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/disorder_information2.html#avoidant">Avoidant</a>:</font></td><td><font color="#cc0033" face="arial" size="-1">High</font></td></tr><tr><td><font face="arial" size="-1"><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/disorder_information2.html#dependent">Dependent</a>:</font></td><td><font color="#cc0033" face="arial" size="-1">High</font></td></tr><tr><td><font face="arial" size="-1"><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/disorder_information2.html#obsessive">Obsessive-Compulsive</a>:</font></td><td><font color="#cc0033" face="arial" size="-1">High</font></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" align="center"><font color="#000000" face="arial" size="-1"><br></font></td></tr></table><br>

http://www.cofe.ru/Apple/vb/showthre...&pagenumber=16

fun for browsing, if you have a translator, but don't post, they'll tell you that you're not really an american, you're just going undercover.

one more! this is a fun one!
http://www.amiaceleb.com/index.php
some of these people really look like celebrities, and others are great for a laugh.

Darn those little motherhumpers are tricky.

Got it in 81.

116 and this close to hitting something.

This came up as "next game" after the separate the balls thing.

Fun. You gotta lead the puffin JUST right.

56...first try


:blunt:

I got all the blues and reds seperated and the game didn't stop so I had to change sides... that was really heavy

A girl's guided tour through the Chernoble Dead Zone. Empty streets, abandoned homes and buildings... creepy. Google cached copy is linked, because the original site is being hammered by blog links.