Well, there's clearly a car cutting them off from the right.

this guy loved his cat so much that when it passed away.....he turned it into an RC helicopter!

Not really a WTF pic, but...

Five Captains

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L-R Captains Kirk, Picard, Sisko, Janeway, & Archer

That's cool!

(and Avery Brooks looks like he's got vampire fangs.)

That is funny as hell... I hate cats.

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:lol2:

Niiiiiiiice! Love me some zombie gnomes!

Poor cat.
And yes, Sisko is definitely working the black vampire look.
As well as protecting his balls.

Avery Brooks would make a fantastic vampire if he used the personality of 'Hawk', whom he played, from "Spenser: For Hire".

I had a helluva time constructing that sentence.

WhattheIdon'teven...I like the cats.

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Oooooh. Are they pulis?


[eta]Actually, no I dont think they are...muzzles are very long and tapered..

no Dana that's why its WTF! They are Poodles ;)

and the plural of Puli is Pulik [/pedantic]

Poodles with dreads?



Rastapoodles!

Pulik, eh? Did not know that!

What happened? They fall into a vat of straightener?

Is it Movember Grav? The date suggests otherwise.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Movember

When did Tiger Woods become a soldier?

Hah! That guy does look like Tiger.

Kinda.

Sorta.

Hated to post such a large image, but, ya gotta be able to read it.

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lol at that

holy. crap.

I want to know how the hell they get back out of there?

DO NOT WANT!

All I see is a bunch of dumbasses getting wet. What does "see 1:10" mean? Nothing happens at 1:10.

Darwinism fail.

January 2010

Doubtful.

1.10, 1-10, 1/10, Jan 10, January 10, in an extreme I'd even go along w/ 10-1, or 10.1, or 10/1, or 10 Jan.

I deny, reject, and refute 1:10 as a date.

Pardon me while I draft a resolution.

The blurb says 2nd January 2010.

At 1:10, the camera peers down over the falls to show you just how high and dangerously perched they are. Otherwise you might think the little rapids just drop a couple feet beyond the ledge.

and by the way that view over the watery precipice is within arm's reach of the cameraman while still in the (relative) safety of the pool.

And by relative, I mean his survivors.

DOUBLE FUCKING RAINBOW!

yeah, it's the pee in the water.

DOUBLE FUCKING DUMBASSES, is more like it.

Fools. Fools I say.

Thanks for clearing up the 1:10 thing.

Richard Bach left out Part Four.

Jonathan Livingston Seagull died trying to escape from the penitentiary, where he was serving a life sentence for pandering and buggery. Yeah, he kinda went downhill after Part Three.

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Father of the year award.

Not.

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I've actually heard - I'm not sure I believe, but I recall reading - that that bit at the top of Victoria Falls is actually... unbelievably safe. No more likely to sweep you over than an infinity pool. The only current is at the very lip, and not strong enough to normally pull even a weak person or child over.

http://idiva.com/media/content/2012/...ial_towers.jpg

They both look terrifying to me, but wouldn't if it were, say, just land, with a lip, and a cliff, without the water. I don't.. like water.

You can see from the picture, and especially the video, that the current at the lip isn't strong, but kids can lurch any which way without any current at all.

Also, while the current may not be strong, you have no idea how strong the lip is, and without the lip, the current could get a bit stronger.

Totally digging that hotel. Would love to visit there.

water is heavy. moving water has a lot of momentum. I've stepped in moving water, rivers, streams, beach waves in both directions... it can be treacherous. at the beach I just fall down. in the river I fall down, land on rocks. in that picture, I could fall down and over.. just... no margin for error.

Gravity is such a bitch.

The man at the falls is young enough, he can have more children if he needs to.

Or we could just push his ass over and not worry about those choices in the future.

Prolly save a hundred thousand dollars or so too...


ETA: Whoops, I thought we were talking 'bout the kid.

*snort*

I don't know what that is, but what it ain't is a chicken neck.

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A dude's glass eye?

Got too damn much money?? The folks at HansenWholesale will mos def help you get rid of some of it.

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What?

lol

That whole thing is like one of those puzzle drawings where you find the out-of-place things hiding in the scene.

Dang. I'm slipping.

You have got to be fucking kidding me...How can you be that dumb and still manage to live to child-bearing age?

:headshake

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Reminds me of the stonehenge napkin drawing in Spinal Tap. Where numbers and dimensions are meaningless to some.

If that happens a lot and the baby survives to adulthood, she'll have a powerhouse immune system cuz you know those little hands are going right into her mouth at the first opportunity.

I thought the same thing. Either that, or she won't survive infancy.

Come on, now. Do you really think that floor has more germs than the bathroom door handles? Or the shopping cart handles in the outer store? Or the cash money she's going to transfer back and forth with the cashier? Hell, that bathroom floor almost certainly gets mopped by janitorial staff every single day. When's the last time you mopped your bathroom at home?

The baby's fine. Those shoes, on the other hand, those are an atrocity.

Snicker. I was going to comment on those shoes too.

http://www.snopes.com/pregnant/3dfilm.asp

Story started by a Brazilian version of the Onion.