Oh Moar, I love those. Great color, too.

That car will take you far.

The Fit is Go ! :thumb:

[whatever that means] Nice car!

Sweet ride, MTP!

And welcome back!

Wowsies, Ducks, Lookout and MTP are back. I'm giving thanks for that!


ETA aaaaand I just got a phone call from an old friend I haven't seen in ages. She's visiting from the US, but only as far as Sydney.

WARNING - POO RELATED
 

NOT SAFE FOR PEOPLE EATING.

Had my first pooper today.
He wasn't technically my first (one palmed off and one where I ignored the smell - evil of me I know) but he was the first I got to clean.

A. had an accident in the ICT room.
I thought I could just get him new underwear and leave him some moist wipes and let him sort it out.
Nope. He waited for me in the boys toilet with trousers and pants around his ankles and no attempt at self clean-up. He'd dropped a right load too. My best guess is that he was attempting to squeeze one out silently and followed through, as this hasn't happened before.

So I had to get right down there to take his shoes off, then his trousers and finally grab his pants and bundle them into a plastic bag.

And then I had to wipe him up myself. Luckily the front was clean, it was just the bott and back of the thighs that were besmirched.
As I feared, I did retch, but I have a lousy cold at the moment and I think I turned it effectively into a cough. And only once, although I retched again later retelling the story (to another TA I should say. Oh and then my Mum!)
Otherwise I breathed through my mouth and switched my brain off.

And yes. I washed, washed, washed and washed my hands.

Still, milestone passed.

The first is always the worst.

speaking of shit, I had a really shitty dream last night. I literally dreamed I did a poo and couldn't get the shit off. It just seemed to keep spreading all over the place.

It was the grossest dream I've ever had and I'll be buggered if I can figure out why I had it. Why would any sane person dream about something like that???

Maybe you're not sane. :stickpoke :p:

Yeah, or maybe I just really had the shits when I went to bed last night. lol

Dr Freud? Clean-up in aisle sex. Six.

Im waiting for the real estate agent to turn up, I want to shower, I know as soon as I get in the shower....they will appear.





right, Im going to risk it.



Stay tuned.

Can I borrow your towel? I've hit a water buffalo.

This Cellar is lousy with situations.

I wouldn't appear til you got in the shower either Ducky...just sayin.

Yeah, it happened.

I knew it would!!

They had keys, but didnt let themselves in thankfully.

I have to dash from my ensuite to walk in robe, with doors and windows.

The other nite I totally spaced that I dont live out of town and have neighbours now and I walked out the front to move the hose in my t-shirt and undies.

That's a quick way to get yourself even more neighbors. :)