Didn't think it was real it read like the Enquirer, and no one "registers children" so I assumed it was foreign it is however WTf ;)

[Samuel L] I have had it with these motherfuckin snakes in this motherfuckin fountain! [/Samuel L]

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Uh, we do in Britain ...

Really, how do you attach the plate?

The registration number is "tattooed on the back of the neck".
(a gold star will be awarded for quote recognition)

No gold star for me, if I heard those words I'd run like hell. :D

Oh, Lord, we beseech thee, tell us 'hoo croaked Leicestershire ... or however you lot spell something that doesn't sound at all like that.

Bang on spelling.

Lesstersher

are we talking about kids or concentration camps here?

That is one awesome idea.

I'm sorry, we're all out of gold stars. Would you like some :cheese:, or some :spam1:?

"Cheese Gromit!!"

Hey, look, it's a merm---waitaminute...

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i dont get it:confused:

He's too sexy for his tail. Duh.

really?

what's the name of the half fish half human? mermaid, right? gravdigr saw the tail and the human and thought Hey! it's a Mermaid...

then neverminded when he saw the beard, indicating a merman.

I'm just guessing.

Merman is right, there are loads of merman tales (tails?). There's even a beer brewed not too far from here called that.

Caley Merman

I'd go for the :cheese: but I presume that either the van broke down or the cat's eaten it or it's entirely too runny.

Merman/Murman...:D

I almost put this in "Idiot of the Day", cause this kid's parents are idiots.

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Ya know, if there was a snake that big anywhere near me, I'd be holding on to mine, too!

As long as the snake is well fed it shouldnt be a problem

Yup :D


Sent by thought transference

Lmao @ the Airplane clip!

As to the well fed snake, that's a big 'if' Dana. ;)

(Actually a big 'as long as') :)

I pause to wonder what determines a mermaid or a merman, seeing how they have no lower sexy parts? DNA? Facial hair? A jaunty hat and a pipe?

I will also take a moment to be offended as to why it isn't mer'woman'. I never let my customers call me barmaid, 'cause I wasn't their maid, unless they started calling the guys barbutler. Merperson? ;)

Maid = unmarried young woman.

The reason we also use 'maid' as a job title, and the reason jobs like 'milk maid' and so on came about, was because young unmarried women did those jobs.

IM you fucking insensitive cunt, bringing gender into this!! Why can't you leave it alone?? A mermaid is female because she defines herself and wants to be called that!!

:D

Just to add to that last point: house maids in particular were always unmarried young women. When they got married, they were no longer maids in either sense of the word :p

So, the phrase 'house maid' is actually equivalent to 'house girl'. She's the household's 'girl' in the same way an apprentice is a 'boy'.

Even before we were married, my wife told me she was not my maid.

She has confirmed this many, many times since we were married.

IM is not a fucking insensitive cunt if she defines herself as a fucking insensitive prick, you cock

But she did clean your coffee cup ;)

*smacks youse guys around for a while*

:)

:lol:


UT, you crack me up! I wasn't going to go there, so I'm glad it was you!

This may the closest thing we have to an actual, living, breathing gremlin.

I would not sleep in the house with this, --this, thing.

(you might have to skip an ad, and make sure your sound is on)

But .... it's BACON!!!!!

So the kitteh's behavior is perfectly reasonable. :lol:

I've had Siamese kittens who were that intense about their toys and food. They were hilarious.

Looks like a true-to-form Sphynx breed. And a true-to-form bacon aficionado. I get like that too about my bacon...

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I know it sounds a bit funny, but the history of the potato and its social significance is really quite interesting and important.

I heard a guy give a talk on it once. There's more to it than you might think.

http://www.amazon.com/History-Influe.../dp/0521316235

More recent scholarship has looked at the potato in British culinary history and how shifts between diferent staple foods were tied into social change and often became class signifiers. It's amazing how having oats as your staple food crop versus wheat, or having potato as your main starch food or bread could be imbued with all sorts of culturally accepted messages about status.

If they'd tried, I think they could've gotten at least two more 'update's in there...

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Grav, notice the book to the left of the potato book ... it's the same title and author, but clearly a different edition. That book is important, as Dana says.

(Hmm, potatoes an Grav-y, hmmmm...)

Oh and update-ception! Whoah.

Uh...

That was great!

Makes a great bar bet....

Sorry to be all boring-serious-person, but this vid shows irresponsible behaviour.
That's a kiiten. It's being grabbed by the ribcage to be pulled away. They should be holding in front of the front legs, or grasping the scruff.

If it is bacon, it is chewing on cured meat - far too salty for anything other than an occasional treat for grown cats, let alone kittens.

It's dangled by its teeth. No cat should be made to support their body weight by their teeth. Let alone a baby.

And if the owners really didn't want their meat contaminated by high-bacteria cat spit they should have done something other than squeeze it and carry on filming.

No offense to you Grav.
I just don't like it. And yes, I do think Sphynx are beautiful.

The Cyrillic bastidges have been placed on report for their malhandlance of the kitten in question.

The death squads should be showing up in 3...2...

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6...jjglo1_500.gif

according to tumblr, how a human face develops in the womb.

Aliens are among us.

Embryology recapitulates phylogeny.

(the way creatures develop as embryos closely mimics the evolutionary history of that species.)

so, we evolved from big nosed bears?

Yes. We are now Man Bear Pig

Excuse me. I read "big" as "pig".

As you were

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Zen, I rememberd that phrase as "ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny"
So I googled various iterations of the words... this one was unique !

EMBRYOLOGY RECAPITULATES ONTOGENY
The Life and Death of Anna Nicole Smith

:rolleyes:

My wife laughs at this every time we see it.

Yes, this is a real street name. It is in El Paso, TX.
Don't get it, you say? Don't speak Spanish? I didn't get it either the first time, until she told me what it says in English.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present.... Kill Fat Girls street!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/28768222@N04/7531000378/

Okay, why doesn't the picture show?

What did I do wrong this time?

Forget to click "upload" maybe?

I do that occasionally.

The URL you used is a web page, not a picture (jpg, etc).

Right click-Properties

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8147/7...c0af972a71.jpg

:facepalm: oh shoot. my mistake.

Thanks Rhianne.