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Rhianne 08-06-2012 09:06 PM

It's a for profit business, nothing more, nothing less. I imagine it vets it's members the same way other dating sites do (i.e. not at all) and that it's used by the same bunch of comedians too.

Spexxvet 08-07-2012 08:07 AM

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Check this out.

Do we have to stone ourselves now? Or just her?

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Would be better if she wore one of these

chrisinhouston 08-07-2012 10:43 AM

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http://www.odditycentral.com/pics/ja...stic-bags.html

I hope he remembers to unwrap them before he heads out of the studio!

Gravdigr 08-07-2012 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 823448)
That this is considered a wtf image is a little sad imo

We're not all surrounded by Muslims, ya know.

I don't know how many 'Meet Muslim Singles' ads you see on a regular basis, but that's a first for me. And I said "WTF?"

And a match-making service involving any religion where a woman can be killed for being seen in public w/a man who is not her husband or relative is absolutely, positvely, without a shadow of a doubt, beyond question WTF. imo

And before any of you get in high gear, I'm speaking of the ad, not the religion, not the woman in the ad, not women in general, the ad.

Gravdigr 08-07-2012 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet (Post 823511)
Would be better if she wore one of these

I don't know about better...the whole cover every inch of the woman thing suggests a severe insecurity of some sort, on the part of the men who make such rules.

DanaC 08-07-2012 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 823545)
And a match-making service involving any religion where a woman can be killed for being seen in public w/a man who is not her husband or relative is absolutely, positvely, without a shadow of a doubt, beyond question WTF. imo

That's kind of my point Grav.

That ad is clearly not aimed at muslims living in traditional muslim country. I would imagine it more likely to be aimed at American, or other international muslims. It's one of the modern innovations open to young muslims in countries where the life they lead isn't like that in traditional muslim countries, where there are more systems in place for them to find marriage partners.

The women being stoned for being seen outdoors with a man other than her husband doesn't really come into play for most American muslims, I imagine.


[eta]sorry Grav. Not intending to get at you. I understand you personally aren;t surrounded by muslims. But there are a fuck of a lot of them in the USA. Many of them born and bred American citizens.

Gravdigr 08-07-2012 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 823551)
...Many of them born and bred American citizens.

:eek:

Gravdigr 08-07-2012 01:34 PM

I knew there was at least one.

Spexxvet 08-07-2012 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 823546)
I don't know about better...the whole cover every inch of the woman thing suggests a severe insecurity of some sort, on the part of the men who make such rules.

By "better", I mean more WTF.

DanaC 08-07-2012 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 823560)

Well, I admit, I lol'd

Sundae 08-07-2012 02:54 PM

For a while I kept getting targeted email for Jewish dating sites, kosher catering and flatshares for Shomeret Shabat (in places where the communal areas were lit all Shabbat and the lifts automatically stopped at every floor). That was a bit WTF.

Then I remembered I'd entered a few competitions in a Jewish magazine, through a Competition Finder website.
What? They had great prizes!

I did delete myself from their contact list. They may have lied about sharing my details but I didn't think it fair to take that out on individuals looking for love/ customers/ someone to share the bills.

Rhianne 08-07-2012 03:10 PM

You realise, I hope, that this isn't really a 'muslim' site, it isn't run by muslims or anyone interested in Islam. The people running it have countless sister websites for just about every racial and national group on the planet. It's just a business.

And yes, there are countless other sites like it out there with most of them, as Dana suggests, aimed at muslims looking to meet someone outside the country where they currently reside.

Gravdigr 08-07-2012 04:07 PM

I think some of you are so unhappy in your lives that you are only happy when you're fucking up somebody else's happy.

Infinite Monkey was right, some of you just suck the fun out like it's your purpose in life.

I wish I'd never posted the goddamn pic.

DanaC 08-07-2012 04:13 PM

Jesus Grav, I said I was sorry and didn't mean to get at you. There's no need to get personal. That image struck you as wtf. The fact that the image struck you as wtf ...struck me as wtf.

Maybe I should just stop fucking posting here.

BigV 08-08-2012 03:28 AM

Hey Grav,

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Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 823551)
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...Muslim... Many of them born and bred American citizens.

I can name three personal friends off the top of my head that fit this description. I don't understand your shock/smiley.

glatt 08-08-2012 07:57 AM

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Originally Posted by chrisinhouston (Post 823525)
http://www.odditycentral.com/pics/ja...stic-bags.html

I hope he remembers to unwrap them before he heads out of the studio!

WTF. I wouldn't do that. They are very trusting. I bet they are unable to get themselves out of that bag. Their lives are in the photographer's hands.

footfootfoot 08-08-2012 10:10 AM

That's a vacuum bag. We used them in school for clamping down odd shaped laminations. Not only is there no air in there, you wouldn't be able to expand your diaphragm if you could. The pressure they develop is immense.

A few years ago there was (probably the same guy) a Japanese porn fetish thing with vacuum bags.

I swear, the Japanese need to get off their island more.

eta
I just watched the video in the link. It's not the same thing as we used in school, this has much less vacuum.

be-bop 08-09-2012 06:00 PM

"odd shaped laminations"

I'm sure i had that ailment once, the doctor gave me cream to rub on it

:lol2:

Gravdigr 08-20-2012 04:36 PM

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burns334 08-21-2012 06:42 AM

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.......So all they fed the cow was chicken

Gravdigr 08-21-2012 11:10 AM

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I lol'd.

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Sundae 08-23-2012 07:56 AM

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Aw bless. She was only trying to help.

Spanish church mural ruined by well-intentioned restorer

From the Guardian (Sam Jones)
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Somewhere in the north-eastern Spanish city of Borja, an elderly woman is probably praying that the road to hell is not really paved with good intentions.

There can be little doubt that the woman, identified only as an octogenarian local, was just trying to help when she noticed that the face of the scourged Christ on the wall of a small church in the city was looking a bit faded, and decided to freshen it up a bit.

Sadly for her – and Elías García Martínez, the 19th-century artist who painted the mural – her brush skills were not quite up to the job.

The unnamed amateur has transformed what was once a pleasant, if unremarkable, Ecce Homo into something that more closely resembles a bloated hedgehog than the image of Jesus before Pilate.

glatt 08-23-2012 08:02 AM

How hard can it be?

Nirvana 08-23-2012 08:35 PM

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Tasty? :eek:


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ZenGum 08-23-2012 10:13 PM

Two pounds? How many would that take?

I hope it's free range.

Ibby 08-23-2012 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Nirvana (Post 826164)
Tasty? :eek:


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Actually, yes, really tasty if you ask me.
Why do us dumb English speakers insist on treating the dog breed named after the state as the only use of the name?

BigV 08-23-2012 11:34 PM

because of the preponderance of usage in that context

Nirvana 08-24-2012 12:04 PM

You know Ibbs don't lump me in with your "dumb " comment I know what this is but in the context of this thread I was trying to be entertaining while you are being annoyingly pedantic...:rolleyes:

[ I raise Chihuahuas its funny]

DanaC 08-25-2012 05:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Sundae (Post 826016)
Aw bless. She was only trying to help.

Spanish church mural ruined by well-intentioned restorer

From the Guardian (Sam Jones)


Even though she has effectively trashed that mural (lol) it actually looks really good. Kind of like that English artist who does the postcardesque pictures. Can't recall the name now.

Sundae 08-25-2012 07:00 AM

Beryl Cook?

footfootfoot 08-25-2012 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Nirvana (Post 826276)
You know Ibbs don't lump me in with your "dumb " comment I know what this is but in the context of this thread I was trying to be entertaining while you are being annoyingly pedantic...:rolleyes:

[ I raise Chihuahuas its funny]

Welcome back to the cellar, Nirvana!

Gravdigr 08-25-2012 05:34 PM

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This person deserves a Nobel prize of some sort:

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Also: When ya gotta go, go soon, don't wait.

ZenGum 08-25-2012 08:14 PM

After three beers, you're pretty much certain to piss your pants struggling with that rig. :lol:

Nirvana 08-25-2012 09:57 PM

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footfootfoot 08-26-2012 12:00 AM

hangs head in sha- Hey! Wait.

Cyber Wolf 08-27-2012 12:10 PM

That jeans zipper idea assumes the jeans button will comfortably contain the wearer in the first place... :unsure:

Gravdigr 08-28-2012 04:28 PM

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Back-to-school wtf's.

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Gravdigr 08-29-2012 03:29 PM

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Just a pony in scuba div---what in the fuck?!!

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BigV 08-29-2012 04:44 PM

See Horse?
Me Horse.
Sea Horse, Me SeaHorse!

Gravdigr 08-31-2012 04:40 PM

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Now that's truth in advertising.

DanaC 08-31-2012 04:46 PM

I lawl'd

Gravdigr 09-01-2012 03:51 PM

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What kinda lights?

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Sundae 09-01-2012 04:03 PM

Haggis

Gravdigr 09-04-2012 12:50 PM

This made my brain hurt.



The cannonballs never reached the bottom? Do they still exist, are they floating half-way down? Are they struck to the side of the mineshaft? WTF with the cannonballs? What happened w/the cannonballs?

Happy Monkey 09-06-2012 03:41 PM

I wondered at that wording, too. I can only guess that they went into some side shaft or onto some ledge, but that's not really a great demo of the Coriolis effect, unless they found which shaft or ledge, and showed that it was in the expected direction.

Gravdigr 09-06-2012 04:38 PM

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You know it's hot when...

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BigV 09-06-2012 04:40 PM

that is a great picture!!

Razzmatazz13 09-06-2012 07:00 PM

I have a picture very similar to this from the air show earlier this summer... but instead of telephone poles and birds, it was grounded aircrafts on display and little families hiding under the wings...

glatt 09-06-2012 07:05 PM

I totally do that. If it's a hot sunny day, it's significantly cooler in the shade of a pole, and if you are waiting to cross the street, there's always a pole nearby.

BigV 09-06-2012 08:27 PM

handy for reading the display on your phone too.

Sundae 09-07-2012 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 828926)
I totally do that. If it's a hot sunny day, it's significantly cooler in the shade of a Pole, and if you are waiting to cross the street, there's always a Pole nearby.

Does it work with immigrants of any other nationality though?

glatt 09-07-2012 11:55 AM

Only the ones from Northern climes.

infinite monkey 09-07-2012 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Sundae (Post 829079)
Does it work with immigrants of any other nationality though?

:lol2:

Gravdigr 09-07-2012 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae (Post 829079)
Does it work with immigrants of any other nationality though?

Scandinavians.

DanaC 09-07-2012 01:42 PM

*snort*

Gravdigr 09-07-2012 02:31 PM

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DanaC 09-07-2012 02:33 PM

hahahahaha. That took me a moment.

BigV 09-07-2012 03:46 PM

I can't wait for my moment....

Gravdigr 09-08-2012 03:08 PM

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WTF, is it "new", or is it "original"?

I need to know whether to feel cheated, or not.

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Gravdigr 09-08-2012 03:24 PM

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I've had this one for a while...

WTF is going on in this pic? Why are we having so much fun at a helicopter crash? Only the kid seems at all concerned, giving it the ol' "Oh, the humanity!!" bit. The person behind the tree seems to be thinking...I don't know what the hell she's thinking, but, it sure doesn't seem to be "Holyfuckinshittheresahelicoptercrashing!!!"

And the dude with the kid, why is his chin bloody? And the other dude, I don't know what he's doing, but, again, too damn happy about the whole thing.

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