That's because in respectable homes Mom is cooking supper so when Dad comes home from work, they can sit down with Jr and Sis to thank the Lord for a nutritious meal. Only those scallywag troublemakers are going to Chick-Fil-A or Carl's Jr. ;)

Because anti-LGBT isn't the defining issue of conservatism. I couldn't find a conservative/liberal poll on this so we will have to make due with Pew's survey which shows that, currently, 44% of Rs and 75% of Ds are for gay marriage.

http://cellar.org/img/gaymarriage.jpg

This wildly pro-gay rights moderate eats Chick Fil A every other day. I am very aware of their giving and once I tried to edit the Wikipedia page on it to make it more accurate (and was immediately rolled back by an activist editor)

They have recently walked that back, so they're now on my menu.

However, that is not the only issue.

To clarify things, when you say center right, can you give me a few examples of which issues you feel center right about?

I say moderate. That is my political compass result, where I get a (0,-3)

Unsurprisingly, we have a thread for this.

Jump in Luce, the water's fine!

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But I know from seeing it before where I stand.

Somewhere around Abbie Hoffman.

So that was you?

Naw. My grandfather taught me to blend in.

"Look like every other outraged bystander, and you can get away with anything."

Good strategy.

He lived to be 99 years old, must have been doing something right.

Assuming a longer life isn't punishment. ;)

So he tried to raise you as a spy. Was his prototype Bond? Matt Helm? Or Maxwell Smart?

He was a labor organizer as a steelworker in the 20s.

Mine tried to organize farmers, I wonder how he'd feel about his anti-labor children...

Well, he did alright I reckon. Every farm I've ever seen has been in the country. First step in organizing anything is to get 'em all in one place...in this case, the country.

Well done.