Shawnee, I'm glad we don't have to send out the search party.

Please fill out form 27b/6 for continued leave of absence.

I filled out 27b/6 in triplicate seven thousand months ago, but "you people" keep losing my paperwork. [/lies FA people hear]

Maybe it wasn't lost Shawnee.....maybe having that young hot guy call you in isn't going to fly anymore......I'm tired of them trying to sign for you on the 27b/6. Especially since they don't spell your name right. The only condition on it is that you must be in the hospital or dead for someone to sign for you, or call in for you in the first place.

*Voice deepens* Uuuh...dude...uuuuh Shawnee *crackle* isn't going to be able to make it to the cellar today...uuuh..dude...she's uhhh....sick.
Yeah....busy and sick right......
;)

theotherguy?

Ohh you mind reader bimbo, I was just coming in to post about ToGgie.

tog has been working his ass off with no time to do anything else.

footfootfoot will be returning soon.

footwho?

Why where did 3foot go?

Foot3 needed to get some work done, and found the Cellar too distracting. I hope he's coming back.

I'm back too- although I obviously wasn't missed!

Yes you were! It's good to see you are back, Sundae!

We missed you, but we got the scoop from Dana that you had no access, so we weren't worried.

Welcome back!

SG - there was no reason to ask where you've been. We've been following your movements on CCTV.

Cheers people, that was pretty shameless of me, right?

If you've been checking me out on CCTV may I point out that the only reason I appear to have prison-chic trousers (ie with half my knickers showing over the top) is because I'm losing weight again. Which is a good thing. Even if showing off my underwear to half of Woolwich is not.