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Gravdigr 11-11-2017 02:08 PM
Quote:
Ted Cruz looks like if boredom and the sound of sleep screams had a baby with a shitty haircut and a smug demeanor.
~Ian Fortey, for Cracked.com article on "bad idea sex toys". Wobbling Willy (<--NSFW), if you're interested.;)

Gravdigr 11-21-2017 01:23 PM
Quote:
There are old pilots, and there are bold pilots. there are no old, bold pilots.
~Somebody

xoxoxoBruce 11-22-2017 02:34 AM
Woman writing about cleaning out her deceased mothers house...
"This is one of the hardest things I've had to do. And I've dated musicians."

BigV 11-22-2017 09:35 AM
Dad quoting his daughter from Houston who has been flooded out:

"If it weren't for my struggles, I wouldn't know my strengths."

Gravdigr 11-24-2017 12:35 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BigV (Post 999022)
"If it weren't for my struggles, I wouldn't know my strengths."
Daughter sounds like a wise person.

Gravdigr 12-06-2017 01:15 PM
Quote:
Sometimes The Heaviness is waiting for me when I wake up in the morning. I wake up and I say "Hiii, Heaviness!"

And The Heaviness goes "Oh, you're gonna be drinking early today."
~Rodney Dangerfield (paraphrasing)

glatt 01-19-2018 07:39 AM
DanDan didn't break any actual rules, but I'm confident he was also an academic paper spammer. Stole a profile photo from an employee at a Russian interior design firm. Posted from the same ISP as the previous spammer a couple minutes earlier. And his/her address has been reported multiple times at StopForumSpam. Claimed to be from Chicago, but the ISP appeared to be in Holland.

A lot of work to just get banned.

Gravdigr 01-19-2018 01:26 PM
"Mjolnir rest easily on its hook, awaiting the time when, again, its strength will be required..."

Gravdigr 03-12-2018 01:44 PM
Rep. Jared Huffman on Betsy DeVos:

Quote:
...rich, white, and dumber than a bag of hammers.
:lol2:

Gravdigr 06-23-2018 01:59 PM
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Quote:
“It’s insulting to say that I spent $30,000 [per month] on wine...Because it was far more.”
~Johnny Depp

Griff 06-23-2018 04:38 PM
Coming soon to a Famous people RIP near you.

Clodfobble 06-23-2018 06:11 PM
Good rundown on reasons why here.

Gravdigr 06-24-2018 02:22 PM
Yeah, he looks like he might still be imitating Keith Richards.

Gravdigr 06-24-2018 02:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 1010607)
Good rundown on reasons why here.
I just read part of it. That looks to be a fairly good piece.

Thank you, Ms. Fobble.

xoxoxoBruce 06-24-2018 10:26 PM
It's interesting, there's a lot of he said, she said, but I suspect the truth is in the middle some where.


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