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infinite monkey 09-13-2013 10:31 AM

Laugh-In?

Lamplighter 09-13-2013 10:43 AM

No, it was two brothers...

Sorry, gotta go now...

infinite monkey 09-13-2013 10:45 AM

SMOTHERS BROTHERS

Lamplighter 09-13-2013 01:08 PM

IM, The Smothers Brothers Show ... YES

This bit about "ribbit" has an important place in TV censorship
and the U.S. anti-war protest movement of the 60's and 70's

This my version of it's history, much of it from memory, some from later reading
about the battle the Smothers Brothers had with CBS and censorship of TV at the time.

It started with a simple skit on the Show with frogs sitting around a pond
saying "ribbit" in background rhythm to some song that Tom and Dick were singing.
This skit evolved into several versions to fit with whatever "shtick" they were doing that week.
Tom and Dick appeared in "frog" costumes, and the "ribbit" was a running joke
as it replaced "croak" and became a part of American culture.

Then later, as Tom & Dick, the writers, and guests got into their feud/war
with the CBS censors, the "ribbit" took on a different role.

The show became highly political and the writers would deliberately
insert things they knew/hoped with be cut by CBS censors.
They would set up a joke where the audience could anticipate
the punch line, but then would substitute "ribbit".
The audiences loved it and the censors were infuriated, in part
because CBS had contractually given the Smothers artistic control over their Show.
Of course, CBS finally terminated the show in 1969.

Those shows on YouTube have now been deleted... maybe due to copy write.
But there are references to scripts in libraries about "ribbit",
especially one episode in 1968 (8 - 62), but even these have been deleted from the links.

infinite monkey 09-13-2013 02:18 PM

That's really interesting. I had no idea.

I have recollections of The Smothers Brothers Show. I thought Tom was so cute (I thought Jim Stafford was cute too, so what are you gonna do? My grandma and I watched that together sometimes.)

I was born in '64 so I have very vague recollections. Was it ever shown in re-run?

Gravdigr 09-13-2013 02:25 PM

Michigan J. Frog didn't 'ribbit'. He croaked. Before he died, I mean. I assume he's dead, he may still be in that box, for all I know.

It's the higher-pitched frog sounds (like tree frogs) that are associated with 'ribbit'.

infinite monkey 09-13-2013 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 875984)
Michigan J. Frog didn't 'ribbit'. He croaked. Before he died, I mean. I assume he's dead, he may still be in that box, for all I know.

Au contraire, mon frère:

The man in the original cartoon, who discovered the frog in the cornerstone of an 1892 building under demolition, tosses Michigan and the green metal box he came in into the time capsule for the Tregoweth Brown Building, a soon-to-be dedicated skyscraper. In 2056, when a construction company (consisting of men in spacesuits) razes the building with disintegration guns, another person (very similar to the first, but bald) discovers the metal box, with Michigan still alive inside, and the process repeats.

~wiki

Gravdigr 09-13-2013 03:26 PM

OK, so he didn't croak...but, he didn't ribbit either.

infinite monkey 09-13-2013 03:31 PM

No one ever said he did, liebchen. my answer was incorrect.

And as I said before, it is onomatopoeia. Ain't no frogs actually 'say' ribbit.

The cow don't even 'say' fucking moo. k? ;)

lumberjim 09-13-2013 09:53 PM

Cows say Merrrrrrrr!

Griff 09-14-2013 07:52 AM

and if'n they need milking its Merrrah!

DanaC 09-14-2013 10:22 AM


Gravdigr 09-14-2013 04:38 PM

Ehrmahgerd, a ferg!!

Now, is that frerg croaking, or ribbiting?

I call that a ribbit.

Gravdigr 09-14-2013 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 876009)
OK, so he didn't croak...but, he didn't ribbit either.

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 876011)
No one ever said he did, liebchen. my answer was incorrect.

In that instance, by 'croak', I meant 'die'. And he didn't, you were correct there.

BigV 09-15-2013 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 876058)

strange. it appears as though the croak/ribbit/whatever/frogvoice happens on the inhalation, not the exhalation.

Pete Zicato 09-15-2013 12:41 PM

You are all incorrect. Mrs Z. has reminded me that froggies say nee-deep.

How high's the water froggy?

Nee-deep.

Gravdigr 09-19-2013 12:10 PM

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I may have posted this elsewhere, apologies, if so.

Ya know whut? Apologies anyway.

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Glinda 09-19-2013 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 875927)
I imagine when I say 'moo' to a cow in a field while driving by, which i do, that cow is thinking 'what the fuck is she talking about?'

Garry Shandling on the subject: the cow is like "hey, there's a cow driving that car! How can he afford THAT?"

I do this, too. Does everybody?

jimhelm 09-20-2013 08:25 AM

I don't know if I'll ever have this much free time and money on my hands.... but I suspect that this might be the kind of idiocy I could get up to if I did...

short attention span version:

the whole video:


BigV 09-20-2013 10:58 AM

skater looks like footfootfoot's older, insaner brother

Gravdigr 09-30-2013 02:28 PM

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...right now!! DO IT!!!DOITNOW!!!!!

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Gravdigr 09-30-2013 02:36 PM

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Dial-A-Llama...seems legit.

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orthodoc 09-30-2013 05:53 PM

:lol2:
Grav ... keep posting.

xoxoxoBruce 09-30-2013 07:51 PM

That must be Romney's Lama Service.

Gravdigr 10-03-2013 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by orthodoc (Post 877811)
:lol2:
Grav ... keep posting.

Ya talked me into it.

:D

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DanaC 10-03-2013 01:20 PM

Hahahahahah. Street name hahahahahaha.

Gravdigr 10-04-2013 04:14 PM

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WTF, Instagram?

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Apologies for quality.

Gravdigr 10-10-2013 03:28 PM

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Attachment 45646 is gonna have a stroke when he tries to read this:

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Gravdigr 10-10-2013 04:02 PM

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That might be a Russian Mi-26.

Wikipedia quote:
Quote:

...the largest and most powerful helicopter ever to have gone into production.
But, unless the plane has been hollowed out, that's in the neighborhood of 75,000 pounds of airplane (McDonnell-Douglas MD-80-ish looking plane) it's lifting.

Wow.

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All that's assuming it's a genuine pic.

Lola Bunny 10-11-2013 02:01 PM

The pic could be genuine. That's what an Mi-26 is built for so it's possible. Nice picture.

Gravdigr 10-11-2013 04:22 PM

Wiki gives 44,000 lbs capacity for the Mi-26.

Could they have whittled 15 tons or so off of/out of that plane and still have that much plane left?

I'm still pretty impressed.

Gravdigr 10-15-2013 04:44 PM

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BigV 10-15-2013 05:58 PM

Epic.

lumberjim 10-15-2013 06:20 PM

Spoiler:

















The time it takes you to figure out that Luke is the writer is inversely proportionate to your nerd level. Seems I'm a 7 of 12. I got it in the 5th paragraph.

Happy Monkey 10-15-2013 06:35 PM

The username is "flossdaily"?

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__...-Jokerrotj.jpg

BigV 10-15-2013 06:38 PM

link failure, you joker you.

xoxoxoBruce 10-15-2013 08:02 PM

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Ruskie...

Lamplighter 10-15-2013 10:17 PM

Doesn't it look as tho there would be a tremendous pressure on that front landing gear/doors/?? ?

Clodfobble 10-16-2013 10:05 AM

Probably still less pressure than when they are actually stopping a moving plane on the runway, though.

Happy Monkey 10-16-2013 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV (Post 880348)
link failure, you joker you.

I think something has changed in the default behavior for my browser and/or the link box; I've had several cut&paste errors recently, where I've duplicated, omitted, or in this case something in between, the preprovided "http://". Too late to edit this one, but it should be obvious where it goes.

xoxoxoBruce 10-16-2013 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lamplighter (Post 880368)
Doesn't it look as tho there would be a tremendous pressure on that front landing gear/doors/?? ?

No, the tie to the landing gear just has to keep the loop from sliding up the fuselage. No where near the strain on the lifting loop.

Gravdigr 10-17-2013 03:43 PM

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Found in town the other day:

Ok, If you had hidden cameras, why advertise it?

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And why taunt thieves/vandals?

They had three of these signs in their yard, btw...

Glinda 10-17-2013 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 880625)
Found in town the other day:

Ok, If you had hidden cameras, why advertise it?

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And why taunt thieves/vandals?

They had three of these signs in their yard, btw...

I'm guessing, one less door lock or window pane to replace . . .

Clodfobble 10-18-2013 07:58 AM

1.) If the cameras are in an obvious place, the vandals could just disable them.
2.) They don't really want to go to the hassle of taking video to the police, they just want the crime to stop.
3.) Real cameras are a lot more expensive than a few signs.

Gravdigr 10-18-2013 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 880625)
And why taunt thieves/vandals?

?

I mean, it's all I can do to resist taking their signs.

xoxoxoBruce 10-18-2013 05:46 PM

But you won't because you're a good guy, not because you might get caught on camera... right? :eyebrow:

Gravdigr 10-19-2013 04:53 PM

Well, I was gonna wear a cape and Bozo hair...:D

infinite monkey 10-20-2013 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 880904)
Well, I was gonna wear a cape and Bozo hair...:D

OMG that is SO not nice!!!!! :eek:

Nirvana 10-20-2013 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 880967)
OMG that is SO not nice!!!!! :eek:

Wearing the cape and bozo hair or stealing the signs? :haha:

Gravdigr 10-20-2013 02:06 PM

Alright, alright...What if I just put on the cape and Bozo hair, and run around their yard like I'm flying?

Gravdigr 10-20-2013 02:06 PM

At 4 am...

Gravdigr 10-27-2013 02:21 PM

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Well, you people are no fun.

Here, look at Steven Tyler, ugliest old woman ever.

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Big Sarge 10-27-2013 04:37 PM

That looks like my mother

Gravdigr 10-28-2013 05:49 PM

I'm so sorry.

Big Sarge 10-28-2013 06:34 PM

People say I get my looks from her

Gravdigr 10-29-2013 04:52 PM

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HolywhattheIdon'teven?!?!

Jack Daniel's Single Barrel Select - by the barrel.

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$10000/barrel = ~240 bottles, saves you something like $2500 vs by the bottle.

There are a few perks, too, at the link. Watch the vid.

Gravdigr 11-01-2013 03:21 PM

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You are welcome, ladies...

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BigV 11-01-2013 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 881953)
HolywhattheIdon'teven?!?!

Jack Daniel's Single Barrel Select - by the barrel.

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$10000/barrel = ~240 bottles, saves you something like $2500 vs by the bottle.

There are a few perks, too, at the link. Watch the vid.

that was interesting, too bad I like almost every other whiskey more than I like Jack Daniels.

Gravdigr 11-02-2013 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by BigV (Post 882311)
...too bad I like almost every other whiskey more than I like Jack Daniels.

Me, too, V.

At least try the Single Barrel Select sometime...It's much better than reglar ol' Jack. I can also heartily recommend Jack Daniel's American Forest, if you can find any, I'm not sure they still make it.

Gravdigr 11-07-2013 03:11 PM

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Wtf is 'Islamic Home Financing', and how is it different from 'Home Financing'?

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