LMFAO @ dar. I can just hear ol' Willie gettin silly.

I have HEARD ole Willie. He hangs out at a truck stop near Waco and we've met twice now. He's a nice guy.

THE FIREMAN



Man goes to a fancy dress party wearing only a glass jar on his penis.

A woman asks, 'What are you?'
He says, 'I'm a Fireman' ???

'But you're only wearing a glass jar,' says the woman.
'Exactly! In an emergency, break glass, pull knob and I'll come as fast as I can!'
:eek:

I would think removing glass would save a trip to the emergency room...

Where do you think the siren comes from?

The American Medical Association has weighed in on the President’s health care proposals:

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves..

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.

Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the 'end', the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington .

And the patients are sick and tired of being sick and tired.

Why do they call them Patients? When I have to go to the DR, I'm anything BUT patient. Just saying.

But then they call their business a practice. Now that makes sense.

When Farrah Faucet died she went to heaven and god told her because she had been so courageous in her fight against cancer and helped so many others, she could have one wish. So she asked god to save the children.......so God killed Michael Jackson. :)

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ah maybe this belongs in the WTF thread.

ya kind of

Dogs at Negative G's. Tonight, on Animal Planet.

I love how the dog doesn't really look that freaked out. I know I would be!

Hilarious! That's very interesting! Wow.. funny!! :D :D