yes i do widows

do you find married men attractive?

depends on the man



are you a married man?

Argh... topics that go on to second pages when I'm not paying attention...

No, I'm a single woman.

Do you cook?

The grill is my home


Does your significant other hit you in the face with soon to be used tampons just to gross you out?

(P.S. today I have survived 20 years on this *&%#ed up earth.. hooray for me)

No..but wait..thats right, I dont have a SO anymore

Can someone else think up a question for me?

Yes.


[on behalf of DucksNuts]
That's normal, right?

No, the pegs (clothespins) should be arranged in spectral order ROYGBIV. Varying from this will break your mother's back.

Did you go away for the longholiday weekend (Americans only)?

No, we attempted to see An Inconvenient Truth by using no fewer than 4 gallons of gas sitting on the expressway for an hour and a half, in a burst of summer-like heat suggesting global warming, only to find it doesn't open until next week, as we determined the day before and promptly forgot. The irony was so thick I could barely drive through it. My will to live is sitting somewhere around the Belmont exit and the resulting clenching of teeth literally cracked one of my porcelain crowns, forcing a dental visit. The following day I had an anxiety problem (a result of the meds being low in my bloodstream) and practically had an orgasm when J massaged out the knots in the tightened muscles in my back. All of the above is true.

And how are you today?

Very good, actually.

Did you gag when you read Big V's description of bubble tea? Bleach. I love tea, but WTF??

**Point of order!**

The posters will restrict themselves to Yes or No questions only, if you please.

Thank you. [/gavel banging]

*ahem*

No.

It would be helpful to focus on the bubbles, and less on the tea, so to speak. The tea is black tea, (or green tea, but I didn't like the one I had last) HIGHLY flavored with your choice of...flavorings (I did a search and couldn't find them all in one list. The hits I found were all divided into groups, and when I manually counted them, they were in the range of 250 different flavors). You could find one you like. Have you ever had Thai Iced Tea? Sweeeet tea with cream, yummy. Or think, fruit smoothie. What about Italian soda, minus the carbonation. That's the idea. It's different, you should give it a try. "The first time, they think it's weird, then they start to get used to it," Shin said.

We're all tired of hearing me pimp pearl tea, right?

Yes.

Do you have a love of 80s hair metal and arent afraid to admit it?

No and no. (he answered, using his judgement on multiple y/n questions)

That was easy.

Will I be able to bend this new help desk software to my will?

Yes.

Is it software you acquired illegally?

Yes.

Running demo version now, getting to know if I like it or not. Purchase price is very reasonable, $395. Thank you for the favorable answer.

Should I remain a dues paying card carrying member of the coffee club?

Yes? No? Maybe?

Is it worth paying for?

yes, i have my own coffee pot (buy my own grounds) at work and brew my own for myself and any lucky tech who i invite to share a cup with me. :D




would you like a cuppa?

yes a cuppa sounds good


can i have sugar with that?

no, youre sweet enough


can i have an irish coffee?

Sure, here you go.

Like orange juice?

Yes.

Want to tango?

it would take two baby, me and you


how about a nice waltz?

If I could waltz that way....

Do you like to dance to "whammy Kiss" by the B-s52s?

No. I prefer to dance to What I Like About You by the Romantics.


Will I make it through today bearing a heavy sleep deficit?

No. You will fall down half way through and remain in an unconscious sleep for fourteen hours straight.


Am I right?

God, I hope so.


Are you the sandman?

Unfortunately for you, no, I am the Queen of Getting-By-On-Little-Sleep.


Are you still awake?

Yes. I'm always awake. Kinda like a convenient store is open 24/7.

Is everyone else asleep?

no


Are all cops overweight?

No. : )

Are all supposed to be overweight?

NO! heck no


Arn't they suppose to be defending us against the bad guys scaling fences and running tackles? stuff like that?

Yes. Er something like that. So why did you ask if all cops are overweight?

Did you have a bad experience with an overweight cop? lol...

No.


Whenever I see one in their car they are overweight. * shrug *
I just keep thinking that our police force should be more inshape than the general public. Just suprises me. Our whole culture revolves around superheros that are shapley, strong and fit.


I just think stuff...:o Keeps me busy :p

I think stuff too...lol, but my thoughts when I'm idle usually end up getting me in trouble.

Do you ever get yourself in trouble with some of the ideas that are thunk up in your head? (Yes I said thunk, 'cause it's funny!!)

Yes.

Are you purposefully and unnecessairily verbose?

Yes. Usually.
Are you trying to be mean?

No, this is the way I talk.

[steps out of character]

This could be an interesting thread, even for Nothingland, if it weren't for the utter closed endedness of questions that have to be phrased to get a yes or no answer. Questions like this are moderately useful in some circumstances, but as foundations of conversations, they're too disconnected. There's a reason this kind of post after post after post is called a thread. It's connected. Maybe lightly as in the word association thread, maybe lamely as in other recently highly trafficked threads. But having a conversation where the speaker deliberately poses only yes or no questions makes for a boring, short, one sided conversation. When many people participate, as in this thread, you get many boring, short one sided conversations. [/out of character]

Do you know what I mean?

Yes, I do. And I agree. Although these yes/no questions have some charm too. It does offer a nice middle road to learning some stuff about many others (if you ask the right questions) and be able to hold conversations.

Did that make sense?

Yes.

Does it take discipline to ask this sort of question?

No; but, it takes discipline to achieve a coordinated number count beyond 53 without someone screwing it up.

Do you like to be disciplined?

Yes - its why I am a fan of boot camp..well..that and I like muscly guys telling me what to do :)

Does work interfere with my posting too much?

yes


does my mental health interfere with my posting two mice?

No, it actually makes it easier to tape them into the box without food and water.

Will my feet ever stop hurting?

Yes. In three days, they will feel fine.

Are you still beating your wife?

No. I let her escape.

Am I mean?

No, you are well above the mean.

Is school fun?

No.

Surprising, isn't it?

no, to be surprised i would have to have had some preexisting knowledge that was sharply different from this new information. i have neither (in this thread), so therefore, no surprise.

why. sorry. what... I mean is... do you know the difference between e coli and listeria?

Yes.

Do you Google?

hellyes.

who doesn't. sh*t.

doesn't everyone?

No.

Would you jump off a bridge if all your friends were too?

Only if they were my COOL friends

Do you speak a foreign language?

yes, a little


do you think accents are sexy?

Yes

Are you going to do it again?

do it again? no...do you again? yes


Would you stop me?

no

i said that in a sean connery accent, did you find it sexy?

For the record...

Griff is a changer!!! :p ...now I look like a dick!!

Anyways..


Yes

Can you say "ohhh baby" in a pirate accent? (do pirates have accents??)

yarr

"oooh baby"

was that to your liking?

No

More H less O...Can you do it betterer this time?

yes

"ohhh baby"

bettererer?