We know several Noras. But name trends vary so much by country.

And there are many, many Marys ...in every generation. Bible belt, y'all

Bot - if she's a real web crawler.
Harriett (Hairy) - 'cause she doesn't shave her legs.
Miss T (Misty) - I pity the fool who messes with it.
Rosalinda (Rosa/Rose) - gets you away from the Maria trilogy.
Tara[ntula] - as in Lipinsky, not like you're raising it Buddhist.
Texana [Tarantula] ... just don't let them call it Teta for short.
[taran]Tula - feminine name meaning "strength." I've been to Tula, Honduras.

We need a picture.

in the meanwhile I suggest Quentina

Hebe and Thor say Mosag (Aragog's wife)

I suppose during the meantime we'll have to call it octofobble.

I would call it "Stabbed in the Face." But I couldn't live with a big old spider in my house. It's cool that y'all are cool with spiders. I really wish I were.

I see Sexo said Rosalinda but I was thinking Rosalita. Then she could have a theme song. (She's female? How do you tell? Does she lack little spider balls? Does she have to be spayed ?)

excellent.

then we can give IM an official diagnosis of Octofobblia

Say what! Rrrrosalinda is a telenovela (Mexican daytime soap). The actress who portrays the lead character also sings the same titled theme song:

Octavia

Ugly Betty

Shriek

Lady Gah! Gah!

I think you have a male Eastern Painted Turtle. They are used in this area for making rattles or fancy carrying pouches for reenactors of the French and Indian War. They are also used by Southern Woodland Indian pow-wow groups. May I suggest the name Loksi or Luksi Luk. Bryanna is Native American and those the words for turtle.

I think you are confused about which pet needs a name.

Maybe he just didn't like the name of your turtle and was being polite.

I don't like the name either. We inherited it with the turtle. It has a red light so I guess they thought it needed a tranny hooker name.

I wanted to rename it Recall.