Yeah, sometimes you just forget to pull it out or you stick it in the dirt to clean it and leave it.

I have examined myself (being the only body I've made leak recently) thoroughly, and none of the recent (or ancient) wounds still held my knife. I'm so glad youse guys are looking out for me. Thanks!

This was the first post I saw, on the top of the page, and I wondered who had a mildly irritated penis. :blush:

I burned the roof of my mouth. I always burn the roof of my mouth when i have steamed eggs, but I don't know how -the damn things were virtually stone cold when I ate them.

Maybe it was the hash brownies you had on the side

:zzz:

I've been teetering between amused and mildly irritated on this one.

The loading dock entrance of my apt has two 12 foot walls on either side of it.

errr.

Had.

I looked out my balcony this afternoon to see most of a wall and a pile of bricks and rubble. Actually, I looked out my balcony to see a police car parked right in front of my apt. As I was trying to figure out why the cop was parked in front of me rather than the front door, I found out.

According to the property manager, some moron with a rented truck had no clue how to drive the damn thing, drove into (not sure if they were backing up into the loading dock, or pulling out), but they demolished the front couple of feet of one of the walls.

Now, I happen to think this is as funny as hell, because it wasn't me that did it, however, it's quite irritating because the flat (no steps and closer to the parking lot) entry is going to be out of service while they pull down the remains of the wall and put the new wall (assuming they bother) in place.

I saw the folks that I presume are the white trash dumbasses that caused the damage ... with the loading dock out of commission they had to carry their furniture an extra 40-50 yards to where they were allowed to park the Ryder truck.

I occasionally worry about light planes and helicopters forgetting that there is a building in their way, never occurred to me to worry about a dumbass in a truck.

Perhaps it was a chemical burn, then? Hot sauce, lye mixed into the salt, something like that.

I am!!

Seriously.

You're irritating yourself! What, are you like an oyster trying to get yourself to produce a pearl (of wisdom or something)?

Nooooooooooooo! What about the stork? I never did believe that crap in "Where did I come from."

So after a long embarrassing explanation about human reproduction by your folks, you said, Joey came from Adelaide, where did I come from?

No need to ask that. I know the answer-Sydney!

You've never experienced this? A quote that describes this feeling perfectly comes from a Colombian friend of mine:

"one of those days when not even you can put up with yourself."

Sure, but I can take off my pants and fix that. ;)