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bbro 09-13-2015 07:21 PM

I use fennel seed as a way to balance the bitterness of tomato sauce. I hate the actual seed, though (who likes biting into that!), so I use ground fennel seed instead.

monster 09-13-2015 08:22 PM

Or you can just cook the tomatoes for a long time -they lose the bitterness :)

xoxoxoBruce 09-13-2015 08:33 PM

bbro!, Missed ya dear. :joylove:

footfootfoot 09-13-2015 08:46 PM

I never found tomatoes bitter.

Scriveyn 09-14-2015 10:48 AM

bbro, if you're using wine in your tomato sauce, let the alcohol evaporate before adding the tomatoes.

I love Indian/asian cooking and often use cumin and fennel seeds; never heard of ajwain.

But I hate caraway seeds. :yelsick:

Gravdigr 09-14-2015 01:59 PM



FloWave

xoxoxoBruce 09-14-2015 02:30 PM

Big trouble, in little pool.;)

glatt 09-14-2015 02:36 PM

that led to this:


I had seen whirlpools before, but never the volcano.

Gravdigr 09-15-2015 02:30 PM

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So...

I posted this. 2 x 8 through a palm tree at knee level.

Then, Bruce posted this. 2 x 4 through a palm tree at flight level.

This tops them both:

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That's a concrete curb.

glatt 09-15-2015 02:49 PM

I can't even begin to understand how the wood is stronger than the concrete there. Unless there was a plastic drainage pipe in the curb right at that spot. Seems unlikely though.

footfootfoot 09-15-2015 07:24 PM

The force is concentrated at the tip.
A joule is the energy required to accelerate a 1 kg mass at 1 m·s−2 through a 1 m distance in space. (It is equal to the energy transferred (or work done) to an object when a force of one newton acts on that object in the direction of its motion through a distance of one metre)


Let's say that splinter weighs about 5kg.
Let's say the tip is about one square cm.
A hurricane's wind speed can be from about 120km/hr to 250km/hr depending on the category
And let's say the the splinter traveled 1000 meters before it made contact.

5kg*(1000*1000)/(69*69) distance squared by time traveled squared >250km/h=69km/s
5kg*1,000,000/4761 (4761 is also known as Gravdigr's constant i.e. 69 squared)
5kg*210=1050 joules

Compressive strength of fully cured concrete (>10years) is 489 kg/cm2 and about 300 kg/cm2 for fresh

1050 joules = 10707 kgf/cm2

BAM!

That's why an oxy acetylene potato gun can shoot a potato through a 3/4" sheet of CDX plywood.

xoxoxoBruce 09-15-2015 07:27 PM

And a little copper slug can penetrate tank armor.

Mass with send you to heaven and speed will kill you. :lol:

BigV 09-15-2015 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 938781)
How young are you?

If you hadn't fired bacefook recently, you'd know.

hmph.



*as old as you, give or take a year-ish*

bbro 09-16-2015 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 938935)
Or you can just cook the tomatoes for a long time -they lose the bitterness :)

Sadly, I have never had success with tomato sauce from scratch. I use canned tomatoes and season the crap out of them :)

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 938936)
bbro!, Missed ya dear. :joylove:

Thanks bruce :) New job - more restricted internet access - lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 938940)
I never found tomatoes bitter.

Maybe bitter is the wrong word....

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Originally Posted by Scriveyn (Post 938982)
bbro, if you're using wine in your tomato sauce, let the alcohol evaporate before adding the tomatoes.

Nope - no wine. I don't actually like wine in cooking, but I may have just had bad dishes

BigV 09-17-2015 11:15 AM

Tomatoes can be acidic, maybe that's the word you're seeking.

Happy Monkey 09-17-2015 11:50 AM

This is the thread for Terrence Howard...

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Originally Posted by Happy Monkey (Post 939205)
Terrence Howard.

Though, maybe "mentally ill" is more appropriate.

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Originally Posted by Happy Monkey (Post 939218)
Yeah... this is probably not quite the right thread.

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 939252)
He ain't stoopit, he's batshit insane. Yeah, no, that ain't in the right thread, either.

Great minds, and all that shit...:D


Gravdigr 09-17-2015 04:16 PM

Word.

Happy Monkey 09-17-2015 04:29 PM

Also the thread for Missouri, where privately owned corporate security forces can now arrest and detain people, and confiscate their property.

Gravdigr 09-17-2015 05:04 PM

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I for one will refuse to recognize, and/or, respect the authoritah of our new, private, wannabe overlords.

Gravdigr 09-18-2015 11:59 AM

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Giant, mutant wolffish...Wait, whutwhutwhut?!?!?


Giant. Mutant. Wolffish.

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Crimson Ghost 09-19-2015 03:44 AM

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...47/877/52c.png

Elspode 09-20-2015 10:22 PM

Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Sundae 09-21-2015 03:41 AM

I'm still on Terrence Howard.
But I'm happy with nuking it from orbit. Flip me, the man is a certified nutter. And I lived with a few of them last year, so I know.

At least J only threw a chair at someone she thought was laughing at her, she didn't invent her own brand of mathmatics.
Actually she did. It was called "Get Cherry to buy me cigarettes and don't worry about paying her back because she's terrified of me." Hey, Governments have been doing it for years. That's not nutty behaviour.

Gravdigr 09-29-2015 04:24 PM

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xoxoxoBruce 10-02-2015 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 937696)
Rubber scrotum, panty trailer, second windshield for Barbie, so much WTF you can't take it all in at one light. :eek:

I wonder if this guy was going to the same place?

Gravdigr 10-03-2015 04:25 PM

"...and not a single fuck was given."

Gravdigr 10-08-2015 03:06 PM

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xoxoxoBruce 10-10-2015 04:23 PM

Why? 43? Really?

http://cellar.org/2015/43pumps.jpg

But a station with 43 pumps is safer than taking a gas station on the road. Remember the overturned load of molten aluminum?:eek:

http://cellar.org/2015/sinclair gasocar.jpg

For the unfamiliar, White is not the color, it's the manufacture of the truck chassis.

DanaC 10-10-2015 04:55 PM

I'm guessing the previous 'world's largest station' had 42 pumps.

xoxoxoBruce 10-10-2015 08:00 PM

Maybe, and it probably belonged to the same guy. He had several stations in Utah and Nevada. But I can't imagine enough traffic in those states, in the 1950s, to warrant that many pumps. :confused:

xoxoxoBruce 10-17-2015 03:47 PM

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I know, I know, it's not polite, it's not fair, it's rude, and not PC.
But goddamn, woman. :shock:

Carruthers 10-17-2015 03:55 PM

My thanks go to Osceola County Sherriffs' Office for pointing out which one was which. ;)

xoxoxoBruce 10-17-2015 04:19 PM

:yesnod: :thumb2:

Crimson Ghost 10-18-2015 03:57 AM

So....

Billy Goat Gruff and Santa Claus?

Carruthers 10-18-2015 04:14 AM

Catering for the less than observant amongst its readership, the NY Daily News article helpfully begins....

Quote:

A bearded couple in Florida is behind bars while accused of abusing an 81-year-old woman, leaving her critically injured.
NY Daily News

xoxoxoBruce 10-18-2015 11:42 AM

They (NY Daily News), has a reminder that abusing someone over 65 is a felony. So don't fuck with me, you potentially felonious bastids. :haha:

Gravdigr 10-18-2015 02:50 PM

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Dude done went full derp:

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Gravdigr 10-22-2015 04:40 PM

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File name says 'slowmeltandrefreeze':

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xoxoxoBruce 10-22-2015 05:23 PM

When I saw that picture online it was flipped? :eyebrow:

glatt 10-23-2015 08:18 AM

The hill in the distance is bare ground. I wonder if there is a trickle or something in this area that continued to add ice buildup?

Gravdigr 10-23-2015 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 942899)
When I saw that picture online it was flipped? :eyebrow:

I saw the flipped one, too. I was trying to find out where the pic was taken.

Best I could do: Somewhere in Russia.

Gravdigr 10-23-2015 03:03 PM

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Umm...Who ordered the F-18?

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Griff 10-24-2015 12:31 PM

Probably ISIS.

xoxoxoBruce 10-24-2015 12:38 PM

Or Batman. ;)

Lamplighter 10-24-2015 02:51 PM

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Or General Mills...

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Gravdigr 10-26-2015 03:28 PM

Man, I used to love me some Trix when I was a kid. That's who they're for, y'know.

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Unrelated:

Cracker From the Titanic Sells at Auction

For 23,000 fucking dollars!!!!

:mg:

People...It's. A. Fuck. Ing. Cracker.:cuss:

xoxoxoBruce 10-26-2015 03:34 PM

I wonder what it would go for if the Titanic was loaded with starving refugees instead of the rich & famous. :eyebrow:

Carruthers 10-26-2015 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 943354)
Cracker From the Titanic Sells at Auction

For 23,000 fucking dollars!!!!

:mg:

People...It's. A. Fuck. Ing. Cracker.:cuss:

$23,000? Chicken feed, good sir!

This photo of an iceberg which might have been that which the Titanic struck, was sold for £21,000 ($32,000)!

http://s21.postimg.org/59gn8b50n/Tit...rg_Perhaps.jpg

Henry Aldridge & Son, Auctioneers.

Sky News

xoxoxoBruce 10-26-2015 06:22 PM

However, that doesn't make it reasonable, or rational. :headshake

Gravdigr 10-27-2015 05:46 PM

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Gravdigr 10-28-2015 02:36 PM

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Pressure-cooker fail:

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glatt 10-28-2015 02:54 PM

That's cool! The pot pushed in on the stove top so hard, it pushed the oven door open. And the lid!

Carruthers 10-28-2015 03:13 PM

Ah! The pressure cooker!

I remember dear old mum having trouble with one of those contraptions.

A jet of boiling gravy issued forth from the safety valve and painted the ceiling in the process.

I walked through the kitchen at the exact moment of the eruption, and being enthused by the latest Apollo launch, shouted 'lift off'!

I judged it prudent to make a tactical withdrawal. ;)

Lamplighter 10-28-2015 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 943685)
That's cool! The pot pushed in on the stove top so hard, it pushed the oven door open. And the lid!

Third law of motion

glatt 10-28-2015 05:20 PM

Yeah, but the lid is so much lighter, you would think the heavy pot would barely move.

Lamplighter 10-28-2015 06:43 PM

Same force pushing down as pushing up.
The stove top couldn't handle the force coming down on it, so it gave way.

classicman 10-28-2015 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 943681)
Pressure-cooker fail:

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Whats NOT for dinner

Gravdigr 10-29-2015 12:09 PM

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Tourist captures image of mysterious sea monster off Grecian coastline

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What the hell is that, anyway?

glatt 10-29-2015 01:17 PM

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Looks like a beluga whale to me, which would be odd since they are arctic creatures, but three were spotted off New Jersey this past summer, so one could have easily possibly made it down to the Mediterranean.

That thing sticking out of the water is its fin, and the head is down in the water and sideways to the camera, and it is bent so the body isn't seen as it tapers off behind it. And that black eyeball is the shadow of a bubble. The water also helps distort it like crazy.
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DanaC 10-29-2015 01:25 PM

May also be dead and just floating with the current.


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