Offered at nobody in particular

"If wet markets are where moist fresh meat is offered for sale, your mom should be banned"

Hmmm, I'm initially torn on that one:

It's a nice play on the suspected origin of our troubles.

OTOH, in tough times, some may turn to the world's oldest profession to make ends meet... especially desperate single parents.

I suppose that if they can afford to go online and peruse the Cellar, they're not hurting too much. Go with it.

Boom!

The Cellar: We ordered a sewing machine, not a typewriter!

The Cellar: Stand in the place where you live and don't come around here no more

The Cellar: Has a skunk weed agenda.

I don't know about the rest of you. But I do.

The Cellar: We said Masking Tape, not Mask 'n' Type!

The Cellar: Does this mask make my ears look big?

The Cellar: Did someone just tell the Monkey the typewriter was non-essential?

The Cellar: Uh-oh, we're out of correction ribbon
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That's because Monkey used for TP

The Cellar: We have anecdotal evidence that bacon consumption inhibits coronavirus disease

The Cellar: Please keep at least two thirds of a whale penis away

so, just the tip is ok?