Every picture of you is when you were younger. - Mitch Hedberg RIP

You can always get there from here.

Nobody goes there anymore, its too crowded

You can't argue with that logic.

One day at a time

nothing is impossible...


especially in Nothingland.

If you leave it there, it'll get stolen

Grandparental wisdom:

"If you make that face it will stick that way and you will become a laughingstock."

Today is the first day of the rest of your life.

If you're trying to find something, it's always in the last place you look.

Good one!

i'd like to buy the world a Coke

It's not the heat, it's the humidity.

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If a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his ass a-hoppin'.
-- from Raising Arizona

"A proof is a proof and when you have a good proof, it's because it's proven."

- Former Prime Minister of Canada Jean Chretien.