Married, and gonna say.

The headboard cabinets have one .45 for me and one for the wife. 2 spare mags for each.

Yep, anyone found invading our home in the night will be found there in the morning.

Oh yeah, and some lube, some Itty Bitty Book Lights, and this is where the waterbed patch kit lives so we know where to look.

In my nightstand is my anti-monster flashlight.

.40 Sig

Uh huh.

I'm gonna have to go get me a night stand. It seems I've been missing out on a lot of fun.

Bruce! those glass toys are awesome--I have wanted one for a long time. They're beautiful, hygienic, and versatile--what more could you want from a toy?

Ooo! Good thinking! I'll have to get one myself. I'll keep it with my TMNT doll from McDonalds!

Oh do they have all four dolls? :)

Some people are cocking guns, while others are gunning cocks!

They have that effect, yes. ;)

Yeah, I called my local up and they gave me all four.

I have Wicked/West, Wicked/East and Scarecrow from Oz toys. I really now only want a Glinda. Don't care about other non-witch characters. (Thesis is on Witch in Lit. so am biased)

Sigh, I remember when women found me beautiful, hygienic and versatile.:sniff:

Well, at my age two out of three ain't bad.;)

Oh, and in my nightstand are paperbacks, broken book lights, buttons (wearable with pins), and miscellaneous parts and manuals for clock radios, etc.

My nightstand is actually an end table, so...no drawers. Upon my nightstand, however, are the following:

Clock radio, all hazards zone specific weather radio, indoor/outdoor atomic clock/thermometer, lamp, lube, bandannas for spooge rags (hey, I didn't start this thread), National Geographics, a minimum of two books, two nursery catalogues, a couple of microphone clips (don't ask), a package of thumbtacks, a phone charger and dust.

Selene has not one, but *three* drawers. Two are packed with toys, and one with various motivational tapes and CDs. On top of her nightstand is a constantly malfunctioning clock radio, a lamp, usually a bottle of water, some various offal and more dust.

OK, now you know better than that.

offal? someone has offal in their nightstand? Doesn't that get awfully smelly after a while?

And Bruce, don't fret--I want more from my men besides being versatile and hygienic, etc.

They have to be able to fix my car. :)