Oh heres a good one... was on bottom on a makeshift bed of a loveseat and a 3-person couch, she started thrustin so hard the couches spread apart and i hit my head on the tile floor and conked out cold for 2 hours. The best part is, she blames me for it :yelsick: oops

I once ripped the little bit of skin which joins the head to the foreskin, mid-thrust.

Turns out, it contains a vein. And a vein with a lot of blood in it, too.

Ouch. Maybe there's something to be said for circumcision after all...

Kev

Not a major injury, but a fun story at parties.
 

My partner and I were having sex doggie-style one night, and he lost his balance just after he climaxed.

He fell backwards out of bed and onto the floor...some varied bruising were the only injuries, fortunately.

Next morning, our housemate cautiously asked, "Umm...so what happened last night? I heard..umm...*stuff*, then a crash, then hysterical laughter."

"Oh. That would be me falling out of bed after sex, and Ellie pointing and laughing."

OUCH!!!
OUCH!!!
OUCH!!!
(passed out from thinking about the pain)
*woosy*

Here's a tip: don't attemp to have sex in a hammock.
My wife says "C'mon! It'll be fun!" Well, for the first hour it was, until the god-damn thing dumped over, sending her flying safely to the grass, but my dumb ass lands cranium first on a rock that, unbeknownst to us, was hiding just below the surface.

PBX-105 High Explosive is great for removing such things.

Rocks, hammocks, wives or craniums?

Yes.

YEAH....
 

Had that happen to me to, except she just grabbed it to hard once :eek: ....Bleed like a bitch for a few seconds :vomitblu: . Couple days later all was fine. :doit:
Although now a-days, after maybe some rough stuff or mutiple sessions it's the first area to get irritated.... :thepain:

Gotta LOVE neosporin!!

Later!