Zippyt! How ya been, brother?
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you know how I know you're old?
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Heh. The question that separates the men from the boys, is... how many gray pubic hairs is too many?
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Zippyt! How ya been, brother?
Good , Busy , i still lurk in the shadows |
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I do keep all 7 bottles of pills in a plastic shoebox on top of the bread bin. Does that count as an organizer? :lol: (How I know I'm really old ... all the supplements are fucked-up-joints related (the bodily kind, no spiky leaves). Except the potassium for night cramps -which really fucking works, people) I do sleep better on clean sheets, but I don't get excited because that means I have to change the bed and wash sheets. Ah. The last one. A toughie. I have learned to be OK with people being wrong by following the advice I made up and gave to Thor (who has problems with people being wrong).... It's OK for people to be wrong and not know it, as long as their being wrong isn't putting anyone in immediate physical danger. |
You do understand that I'm not calling you old specifically? You, monster. I was talking about me. Lovely old me.
Amanda and I were riffing on the you know how I know you're gay bit from 40 yr old virgin. She turns 40 next month, so I've been ribbing her. |
It's OK Jim...
http://cellar.org/2017/enjoy.jpg And when it comes to the beautiful Amanda... http://cellar.org/2017/fire.jpg ;) |
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I'm sorry I made it about me if it upset you. I was just a little lonely and chatty, I guess :(
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You know you've got one foot in the grave when you can't even read the articles 'cause you only know how to write.
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Great articles though
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but are they real and do we care?
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Me - I have glasses (specs) in every room. I thought I was being clever, but it turns out I am just being old. I have a pill organiser but it is for Mr Limey who is on a regime of 8 in the morning and one at night. We'll need a bigger one for mornings at this rate ... Clean sheets ... mmmm .... someo else making the bed - even BETTER! |
If you do most of your reading while on the toilet.
I only see my wife's boobies when I help her with a bra. Sex is with a threesome, me, myself and I. I see a 50 yr old woman and think she is hot. A 20 yr old car is not that old. I forget what I am talking about mid sentence. Why just the |
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