If you're going to San Francisco, walking sucks...

FIFY.:jig:





Also;

Re: Walking.

Yeesh!

I've gone up and down those streets by motorcycle. The traffic makes it a tad different from riding mountains.

Tough on clutches!

And on brakes.

or pedestrians

Well, to be fair, most of San Fran's pedestrians are a certain kind of pedestrian.

You know...Hipsters.

Hipsters don't count.

Their leather shoes make a nice braking surface.

Yebbut, by the time you've paid the wranglers, ya coulda just bought brake shoes.

The right wingers wear Wranglers, the left wingers wear Levis.

Do hipsters wear jeans? If they did I think they'd wear made in USA like Dearborn or something one off.

Does the Pope shit in the woods?! Hells yes they wear jeans! $200 skinny, pre-mudded jobbers!!

I could distress jeans for a living. I've got a ripped and faded pair of wranglers that have reached peak comfort. Any bids?

Do you have a second pair for my other leg?

Speaking of San Francisco...
Who was?
I was.