Why do authentic tacos have 2 tortillas?

What would happen if I refused to pay the 5c?

'Cause one will inevitably break, covering you in taco sauce. Or pico, or crema, or guac. Not that jinx covered in these substances would be a bad thing, necessarily.

You will be deported. Just a sec -- I'm calling the INS.

I have a problem with the phrase, "too stupid." Do we have another panel of non-biased experts making this determination?

Where is Atomic? Why do I still sniff the milk to make sure it's OK even though it's been 18 years since I was a students and we now consume 5-6 gallons a week? Does anyone else now read coworker as Cow-Orker even when not on the interwebs?

[Monty Python]
Stupid Questions Answered? But, I wanted Arguments!
[/Monty Python]

(From Bruce's thread)
What the heck are these? Now I know how to pronounce something I have no concept of and it worries me.

Horchata (orrchata, silent h, roll the r)
Huitlacoche (wheet-lah-KOH-chay)
Mole (MOH-lay)
Muffuletta (MOO-fa-la-Tuh)

Muffle-whatsit sounds rude. I want some.

Why don't Penguins feet freeze?

Horchata is a sweet rice drink.
Huitlacoche is corn fungus (used in tacos, etc. but not by me!)
Mole is a dark chile sauce usually made with chocolate.
Muffuletta is a New Orleans specialty poor boy sandwich.

That'll be 20 cents, please!

Ur not on the panel of licenced answererers. that's a $20 fine you're looking at right there, young lady!

Where is the lost chord?

Why ISN'T line-jumping a sport?

Have you checked in your couch cushions?

it isn't? Maybe it's an art. Or a craft.