My ex's sister gave birth to an almost 14 pound baby. He was huge. She had a natural birth with him although I don't know what the midwife was thinking because she tried to pull him out by the hand causing permanent damage to the child.

I don't know if they sued the hospital or not, but they should have.

I hate you.

Am I missing something?!?

hmmm, dunno?

?? I sure am.

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reminds me of a different joke, spode.

so, after the big baby is delivered, the doctor says, "man, that's a big pussy.....man, that's a big pussy."

and the mother says, "why did you say it twice?"

and the doc says, "I didn't"
:rimshot:

i was a 11lb baby

Who do you hate?

Empathy made me hurt (keep in mind I have osteoporosis in my hips) and did the whole reading and helping my wife give birth not too long ago. I may not "know", but I have a pretty damn good idea, especially since during my last surgery the nurses told me the sensation was a lot like child-birth. I be hatin'. That is one big damn baby.

Mueck had a massive baby, too. (scroll down)

Mueck's baby still has a section of umbilical cord attached and lot's of bloody gunk. I'd rather have a big burger. :unsure:

rkz...no worries. I was just wondering. He was a big baby that's for sure. He's an equally big kid now too. Actually he's only 12 but looks like your average 15 or 16yr old. I think it's cause he's Samoan. ;)