Knock Knock

Who's there?

Interupting Cow

Interupting Cow Wh--

MOO!

The sad thing is...that actualy got a giggle out of me...

...my brother tells it better...

:)

not a real joke.....a real picture.......

...nevermind.....


wanna hear a good knock knock joke?

ok...
you start...

Knock knock.

who's there?

SPELL

spell who?

W. H. O.

1st base!

A farmer was worried that none of his pigs were getting pregnant. He called a vet and asked what he should do if he wanted more pigs. The vet told him he should try artificial insemination. The farmer, not wanting to appear stupid, answered okay and hung up the phone. Unclear on what the vet meant by artificial insemination, the farmer decided it must mean he had to impregnate the pigs himself, so he loaded all the pigs in his pickup and drove down to the woods and shagged them all. The next day he called the vet again, and asked how would he know if the pigs were pregnant. The vet told him they would be lying down rolling in the mud, but when he looked out the window not even one was lying down. So, he loaded them up in his pickup again and drove them to the woods and shagged them all again. To his dismay they were all standing the next morning. So, again he loads the pigs in his truck drives them to the woods and shags them for the third time. By the next morning the farmer is beat, so he asks his wife to hop out of bed and look out the window to see what the pigs are doing. She says "hmmm - that's weird, they are all in the truck and one of them is blowing the horn".



I know. It's old. And tired.

a white missionary is living with an all black african tribe. after about 2 years, a white baby is born. the cheif comes to the missionary and says," i can't directly accuse you of anything, but it seems strange to me that in all of my life there has never been a white baby born here. and yet, now that you are here, we have a white baby." The missionary gets a far off lok in his eye and says," the lord works in mysterious ways. you have a flock of white sheep here. i noticed that there is one black sheep among them."

the cheif thinks on this, nods his head and says,"so what you're saying is that if I keep MY mouth shut, you'll keep YOURS shut?"

Well since we're dealing in old, lame jokes.... :cool:

Two men are working out at the gym, and when they're done they go to the locker room and change. One of the men puts on a pair of pink panties. The other one says, "Ummm, Fred, I don't mean to pry, but how long have you been wearing women's underwear?" Fred replied, "Ever since my wife found a pair in the glove compartment of my car."

You're right Jim. At 2:30 in the morning it slid right passed me.:blush: