Uh...yeah...what they said.

Also, glatt: Are you that string that got thrown out of the bar?

nope. I'm a frayed not. :D

That's knot good noose.

Just string along for a bit.

It might be a good idea to be careful pissing off this little piggy squid.
The Glass Squids include his Uncle Hamilton, who holds many size records for invertebrates, like 40 feet long and 1000 pounds:
http://marinebio.org/species.asp?id=247

And those creationists don't think there are any transitional species.

Put a pair of overalls on this thing and it looks just like the inbred cousins on my mother's side.

Calamari rocks! We love to eat that up, but it needs to be prepared correctly.

Squid, pigsy, octopus, whatever!
Sling it in rings and scarf it down - yum yum!

Get me some breadcrumbs, mayo and a fork.

Through in some assless chaps and you've just described my weekend.

I know a few asshole chaps I'd like to throw in somewhere, preferably a bottomless pit.

Don't know why, but, I heard all that in pirate talk.

AAAarrrr!