I am in the right, always.

LJ, I waited by the swings, but you never showed up. So I beat up an old nun instead.

Crap. I went to the swings to meet you LJ. Disguised myself as an old nun. Wtf?

I'm calling you out! Let's get it on!!! :mad2:

Nevermind...I think I'll just put you:

ON REPORT! :)

I got an old sweet you can suck...?
Might be a bit fluffy from being in my pockets so long, but it still tastes good.

Meet me under the slide, tonight.
I'll have a can of cheap cider which I am pretending to drink.
You'll be the one with the unwholesome gleam in your eye.

bully!

You didn't touch the bag. I'm calling you out.

Who wants to be knocked into the middle of next week?

Meet me in the car park round the back of Krispy Kreme, you doughnut!

I'll hit you so hard your kids will be born dizzy