Cellar crimes since 2002 xo!!:D
I wonder if UT has set up a statute of limitations for the cellar?

Academic probation, 1.76.

My permanent record shows me to be a supreme underachiever and profoundly average.

Also, it is apparently frowned upon to stick the little classroom flag in the pencil sharpener.

My permanant record was "destroyed in a fire".

:right:

My SRB is SEALED !!!

I was the only student [my physics teachers ever had] who used the words "blow up" and "experiment" interchangeably.

Truth.

I wore heavy black eye-liner which implied (my nun-teacher told me) that I had drugs for sale. (the boy version of this was his having a bandana hanging out of his corduroy back pocket). Smoking in the bathroom, throwing pennies at the busdriver (she was such a biddie!), and refusing to sing during Mass.