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Undertoad 03-11-2006 04:35 PM

8-hour update: Kate Michelman decided not to run. Good thing, because she would have drained from the Casey Jr vote and re-elected Santorum.

(Vote Featherman!)

xoxoxoBruce 03-12-2006 12:22 AM

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(Vote Featherman!)
He doesn't stand a chance.....too rational, reasonable and practical.:headshake

God 03-12-2006 02:14 AM

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Originally Posted by tw
Uh oh. I'm talking to God. Does that means there's a bed waiting for me in Norristown. Nah. Maybe it means he will be recalling me and Pat Robertson soon.

When I leave, tell the Pope not to canonize me. I don’t look good in a halo.

What the..... Could it be? Might TW be developing......a sense of humor?

Congratulations. The boy and I are very, very proud of you. We really dont care one bit if you hate us passionately. Keeping a sense of humor helps.

Or maybe not.

tw 03-12-2006 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
That's why we must hammer these groups into conformity. One goal, one party, one thought process, one religion and one uniform.

Sounds like a great advertising slogan. Oh.... The US Army is already using it. An Army of one.

Spexxvet 03-13-2006 12:43 PM

But who chooses? Me? ok, here are my final answers:

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... One goal,

To change or social system. Hencforth, instead of getting a handshake from a woman, I want to get oral.

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
one party,

Anything but rePUBICan

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one thought process

Rational

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one religion

Zen Buddhism

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one uniform.

Women: tube top and Daisey Dukes
Men: ice skates, lime green leisure suit, puffy shirt, Native American Chief's headress

xoxoxoBruce 03-13-2006 07:19 PM

You'll get me in a lime green leisure suit when you pry my cold dead hands.......:eyebrow:


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