I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
Homer Simpson.

Oh, how long can trusty Cadet Stimpy hold out?
How can he possibly resist the diabolical urge to push the button that could erase his very existence?
Will his tortured mind give in to it's uncontrollable desires?
Can he withstand the temptation to push the button, that even now, beckons him ever closer?
Will he succumb to the maddening urge to eradicate history, at the mere push of a single button?
The beautiful shiny button.
The jolly candy-like button.
Will he hold out, folks?
Can he hold out?
Mr. Announcer

Whaaaaat rolls down stairs?
Alone or in pairs
rolls over your neighbours dog?
What's great for a snack
and fits on you back?
It's log log log!
It's looooggg, it's loooooggg!
it's big, it's heavy, it's wood
It's looooggg, it's loooooggg!
It's better than bad, it's good
Ev'ryone wants a log
you're gonna love it, log
Ev'ryone needs a log.



Ren & Stimpy ad.